Phils, Mini Phils, Temporal vertigo's and Hamsters ... Oh My!

Who : White Wolf, Phil, MP
Where : Landing Bay
When : Just after the huge hamster realised it starting off to be a
*real bad day*...
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"If you like, I can send MP out in one of the repair bots and a laser
and he can shoot the traffic cop if you like?"
MP was jumping up and down in a very excited way.
"errr... I don't think that would be a good idea..."
"Shame really...Sir..I need to go and help out Vannessa Chrylser,
theres something wrong with my light bee I lent her...What do you
want me and my boys to do with regards to the mission?"
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The overgrown hamster visibly cringed and asked, "Please don't tell
me that Vanessa Chrylser's in danger of having an SBD moment and
spray the whole ship with some poison gas just like Allie nearly did
some time back?
Phil slowly raised an eyebrow, before answering, "Um, No... But she
is experiencing visions of familer people who appear to be much older
than they are now talking to her as if they were talking to me and
not her."
"This sounds like it could be some sort of future echo's." Replied
the bulky hamster and noticing Zack & Cubie rushing towards them from
accross the landing bay, he finished, "and speaking of a temporal
vertigo..."
Zack made it there first, and breathlessly said "Sir, I think we
overheard something very important that we need to tell you, well
actually, I think somebody may be setting us up."
"Not us Zack... Them." Corrected Cubie, catching up.
Mini Phil suddenly hid the blow torch he recently picked up from the
floor behind his back, and stepped behind Phil.
"Look, I may not be an english major Cubie, but even I know it
wouldn't sound right if I said, 'I think somebody may be setting
*them* up.'" replied Zack.
Cubie rolled her eyes in disbelief and heatedly replied, "Zack! You
are such a..."
"Um, Excuse me.", White Wolf suddenly cut in, "But, could you two
just tell me who is setting up whom?"
Zack clapped his hand over her mouth as Cubie suddenly got red faced
and replied himself, "We overheard some guy named Tobasis planning a
conspiracy with this other guy named Anders to use the Blue Dwarf's
failure to bring back the emergency oil shipment in which a Admiral
Buttecus is negotiating, as evidence that the Blue Dwarf crew is
grossly incompetent and
recommend that the JMC high command split us all up and reassign the
Blue Dwarf to a Captain Drechmeah, who's the son of this Tobasis
fellow."
The goliath hamster frowned, "Anders? That name sounds familar to me
for some reason."
"Well, it certainly should be, because it was General Anders who
relieved Seymour as Captain of the Blue Dwarf." Commented Phil.
"Oh, that scratchs the person I was thinking about." says the mammoth
hamster, "and instead of me going up and informing the admiral that
he's just got a speeding ticket, Here's my plan: Let's have Mini Phil
break the news to the Admiral since he'll likely forget who told him
anyway. And Phil, I want you put together at least two other people
whom you trust to escort Admiral Buttecus along with me & yourself to
court tommorrow morning so we can get this traffic ticket sorted out.
In the meantime, I'm going to go back upstairs and get in touch with
some old buddies of mine in the JMC to see what I can find out about
this Tobasis & Drechmeah. And Zack, since your commander, I'll need
you to fill in for Jay as First officer tommorrow, because we'll need
him to be our shuttle pilot since he's probably our best pilot and we
won't want to get anymore traffic tickets on the way to court..."
"Um, Sir, You might want to reconsider that, Because Zack's..."
Started Cubie.
"Excuse me, but does anyone else smell what I smell?" interrupted
Zack sniffing the air.
Phil muttered, "Uh, That's probably me - I haven't had a chance to
slip on pair of clean clothes, been a little to busy..."
"No, it doesn't smell like that... More like burnt hair..." commented
Zack.
"Say, I think I smell it too..." Started the corpulent hamster, who
then suddenly jumped three feet up into the air and yelled, "MY TAILS
ON FIRE!!!! PUT IT OUT. PUT IT OUT."
Mini Phil sniggered quietly while turning off the torch and putting
it back where he found it, as Zack, Cubie, & Phil quickly stamped on
the burning embers of White Wolf's tail.
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