Down with the prisoners

<Wherever the prison holding facility is kept>
The brig of Blue Dwarf was replete of the clichéd noises of a medieval
torture chamber.
"MERCY PLEASE!" The pirates cried their sanity all but gone. In the corner
one was trying to desperately construct a noose out of strips torn from his
bed, another wretched soul had clawed his eyeballs out and lay gurgling on
the floor.
Outside the cell a figure in a torn cloak holding a cutlery knife in one
hand and a small dog eared book which may have been mighty in it's day but
was now a sorry yellow thing looking for all the world like it had had a run
in with a convention of Blind Date fans. The figure peered inside the cell
and nodded smugly.
"YES MORTALS YOU MUST RELINQUISH YOUR MORTAL SHELL FOR DOOM FOR ALL MORTAL
CREATURES IS UPON YOU, SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE SACRED TEXTS OF THE LIGHT
EQUILATERAL TRIANGLE OF THE RIGHT METAPHOR OF THE INTESTINE OF ULTIMATE
UNHOLY ABSORPTION MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
The men inside screamed once again and one slumped to the floor his noose
finally completed and made use of. Doom Harbinger was delirious with the
power his words were carrying finally someone was listening to him, usually
people on this ship just bellowed "PISS OF YOU SHIT EATING SMEGGER"!!!" but
this lot were so in tune with his message.
Just then Doom heard a sound of hurried footsteps along the corridor.
Turning to face them he struck a mighty pose one he felt would truly convey
what great work he was doing.
<COULD SOMEONE COME RUNNING DOWN THE CORRIDOR PREFERABLY WITH A LOUD VOICE
DON'T IGNORE ME PLLLLLLLLLLLLEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEE!!!!>
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