Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] A different sort of pirate

Who: Cerebrum, Cubie, Zack and anybody else present
Where: Wherever
> Cubie snatched the card and glared at it, her expression shifting rapidly> from murderous rage to amused confusion.  "You're a divorce lawyer?"> Penfiddle smiled a smile that caused everyone in the room to check their> wallets.  "Of course.  I sensed a disturbance in the Force, and came as> quickly as I could."> "            !" said the hapless Zack, just before he passed out.
"Actually, it sounds like you need a marriage counselor," Cerebrum said, stepping out from around a corner. "And it just so happens to be a position that I can fill quite well. It's in my job description, you see, and I have a very reasonable rate ever now that most of my income depends on supplying the ship with alcohol rather than blackmailing my psychiatric patients. And it's much cheaper than a divorce. Trust me on this one, I'm a psychiatrist. So, you interested?"