Action...kinda..(well it'll satrt off White Wolfs next one anyway!)

White Wolf was getting a little...
 
Peeved
 
Typical he gets the acting captain job right when every things going the shape of a well known fruit.
"Listen!" he said angrily to Penfiddle, "I'd rather you didnt go around DIVORCING my crew but you have to do it take it ELSEWHERE!!!"
the ship was rocked.
"WHAT NOW?!" he screamed "Alota can you check on that?"
She tapped a few keys on the console wearily. "S'ok commander.." she sighed "Its only tweedledum and tweedle dee"
White Wolf was confused.
"Oh sorry, Phil and Jay...colliding with us"
"they ok"
"Jay just slapped phil, phil punched him...um...now theyre off to Parrots...so they're ok..Jay WONT be when I get home however...."
"Alota" said White Wolf, "Can you get a message to him, tell him I need him to fly a mission" he said "and give out an order to the crew to get busy restoring this ship...you're husband and his friends did a hell of a lot of damage"
 
<folks, please could ya post some general recovery posts..we NEED to get these posting levels up..couple weeks ago it was good, lets get it back dotn worry about writers block just post!..oh yeh...my post right....>
 
An hour or two later Dean was in the shuttlebay.
"so what's this guys name again?" he said for the 9th time
"Rear Admiral Buttecus" Jay said reading of his clipboard.
Jay was again filling in for Kayn as department head.
"But careful hes old and well....a little on the other side of sane."
"So why do I have to do it? you know what I'm like with old people!"
"Might be the most excitement hes had in a while!" Jay said smirking
Dean was puzzled then it clicked "Oh..HEY!"
"What?"
"I do NOT have a fetish for wrinkly old men!"
"Who said you did?!"
"you implied...."
Jay snickered. 
"Listen mate, just pick him up and bring him here, were late already thanks to the invasion"
"And who's fault was THAT?"
Jay hesitated
"...........Ketos...."
"HOW?"
"IT JUST IS!" Jay yelled, not liking being questioned
"now get him as fast as you can, he's on the Goddard right now, we were supposed to get him from earth but events prevented that, we'rr be on a course headed to  Amadeus 5."
"Why?"
Jay flicked Deans forehead "How the hell did you pass the frickin academy exams?" and then slapped DEan hard with the back of his clipboard
"Amadeus is the planet the Admiral needs to be! meet us En-route."
"Yeh but Why amadeus, isnt that where all the Oil comes from since Earth dried out?"
"YEH exactly"
"But..."
"Dean! I'm a smegging pilot, I'm NOT Admiral Anders! I do not everything about every mission that the Space corp. take part in!"
"Fine! no need to get all bent outta shape!" Dean whinged
"I just wanted..."
"GO!!!"
Dean's bottom lip wobbled, and he clambered into the Starbugs cockpit.
Jay walked away shaking his head, questioning not for the first time how Dean ever managed to graduate from his mothers womb.
 
In shuttlebay 17 of the Space Corp. ship Goddard the rusty, battered starbug with the broken brake light and expired tax disc touched down. Dean stepped out.
Across the room he saw a hunched figure staggering across the deck, a security guard either side.
"Admiral Buttecus?" Dean asked.
"EH?!" shouted the Admiral "SPEAK UP LAD! DONT MUMBLE"
"ARE YOU ADMIRAL BUTTECUS?!" Dean repeated, a little louder this time.
"Am I?" replied the elderley admiral. 
"Is he?" Dean asked the guard
"yes, sorry hes a little...senile" replied the guard.
"Ok...." Dean sighed, he knew there must have been a reason Jay asked Dean to fly this one, normally that guy would jump at the chance to get in the air, how could he be so STUPID!
"THIS WAY ADMIRAL" Dean said again, trying to help the admiral into the shuttle.
A small pool of water was on the gangplank that Dean ahdnt noticed before, he bent down dipped his finger in it and tasted it. "hm... some ok Kayns' cheap lager must be leaking from the fridge......" he muttered swalloing.
"By the way Ensign" siad the security guard "the Admirals also incontinent...."
Dean stared in wide eyed shock when he saw where the liquid was coming from....
 
<Dean, WW?>
  
 
 
 
 
 
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