Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] It\'s cold ....It\'s wet....so don\'t hassle me allright...

Who? England and Argentina...
Where? Japan
Score  England ONE- Argentina NIL!!!!!!!
 
oops wait...
 
Who:- Chrysler and FeBuggure.
Where:- Rapier
 

"Phil, get on board now...those explosives of yours could be found and ...What IS the matter?"
 
"It's weird...I' think something bad happened when I got zapped by the time fridge...and I don't know what..."
 
"Well look just get on board then we can blow this ship....and I mean blow it up.." he said rembering an earlier conversation.
 
Phil and Jay ran down the corridor, stopping every few feet for Phil to lay another charge.
Jay skidded into the shuttlebay, followed by Phil, who was concerned how that was possible as he thought he was moving considerably slower than would allow a 3 foot floor surf.
 
Jay looked across the collection of vessels across the shuttlebay, from fighters to transport shuttles to...a surfboard..ok ignore that one.
He smiled and climbed the access ladder to a nearby fighter shuttle.
"You coming?" he said looking at Phil who was checking his pulse and checking his watch
"JAY! what a weir....oh I see...hee hee....Mini-Phil...tut.."
He followed Jay up the ladder.
Jay blasted out of the shuttlebay, looping as he did so, just to annoy Phil, who wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
Phil, peeled himself of the plexi-glass dome cockpit and slumped back into the back-seat of the two person cockpit.
"Ok.." he said "I'm detonating the charges!"
"NO PHIL! " shouted Jay "Were not outta range yet...."
Phil had already hit the button on the remote control.
The Rapier's was pocked with hundreds of tiny explosions, before it was torn apart from inside, becoming a giant fire-ball.
The shockwave hit the shuttle, sending it reeling out of control toward the Blue Dwarf.
Jay fought to keep under control, but the helm was damaged.
The ship spun toward the shuttlebay doors of the Dwarf, clipped the edge of the hatchway, and rolled across the deck plates, sparks flew from under the hull as it scraped across the deck, the ship finally coming to rest under a pile of boxes.
 
"you just had to push the button didnt ya...." Jay said.
 
<Phil? anyone?>
 
oh and ONE- NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!