Major Harris 'This place makes me sick!'
'Peace Ship' Blue Dwarf
Some corridor
Still yet to get a new watch
"Get out of my way!" Harris snarled at the poor excuse of a security
officer.
"So sorry sir, I didn't mean to bump into you." The security officer
answered peacefully. But for the poor security officer he had said
the s word.
"Don't you dare call me SIR!" Harris yelled. "Get out of my sight!"
With that the security officer throught better of it and left.
Harris merely watched as the security walked away calmly at first but
when he turned a corner he then picked up the pace and then legged
it, as so the effect of meeting Harris for the first time was.
Harris then called. "Jill?"
The red haired computer appeared on screen and answered. "Yes Frank,
wait a minute you're not Frank."
Bloody hell, Harris throught, he could remember that Jill was like
this before her programming became corrupted and in turn went insane.
"What are you doing on this ship?" Harris enquired.
"Frank Harris had my programming fixed when I became corrupted on his
last assignment and in turn brought me along when he came aboard this
ship after his last ship was retired." The 'sane version' Jill told
Major Harris.
"And everyone knows about you?" Harris asked.
"Yes." Jill answered. "You must be the Frank Harris from the JMC
mining ship."
"Is your Frank Harris sane?" Harris pressed further.
"Quite." Jill answered. "Why are you asking?"
"Bloody hell!" Harris commented.
Maybe for this Frank Harris he never had been assigned that annoying
Allen Green, who was responsible for driving him two thirds insane,
as a roommate. If like everything else on this ship, all happy and
smiles, Frank must be pleasant and on top of that he was sane. The
mere throught of that sent a shudder down Harris' spine.
"Are we finished?" 'Sane version' Jill asked.
"Yea." Harris said.
"Well, it was nice meeting you. Good bye." And with that Jill
disappeared off screen.
Harris quickly decided it would be better if he stayed aboard the JMC
mining ship Blue Dwarf instead of the peace keeping Blue Dwarf, less
chance he would have a run in with his double.
"ArrrrÂ… shit!" Harris commented as he forgot to ask Jill who were
his parents.