Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Action post on behalf of Jay

Who:- Jay, Phil
Where:- In the big ol' priate ship
When:- Before Alota recieved the message
 
Jay watched Phil vanish down the corridor, toward the munitions cabinet, he owed that guy ALOT.
 
Right now he had to try and get at least some small redemption for what he had done to the Blue Dwarf recently, to his colleagues, his friends..
He turned and headed for the Rapiers command centre.
He arrived, and the computer gave him access. There was noone else here, most people were locked up in the cargo bay back on the dwarf. He reached for the comm.
 
(for further detaisl see Deans post)
 
The mike in Jays hand exploded as a bullet impacted with it, "OW!...man..." Jay whinged dropping the shattered microphone on the floor. He looked up. Needles.
Needles Kane the captains brother was pointing a gun at Jay.  
"Chrysler....I'm disappointed in you" 
"Sorry If i didnt live up to your expectations"
Another pirate appered peering over Needles shoulders.
"Kill 'im Needles!!" he sniggered "Kill 'im Goooooooooooooood!!"
Jay threw a stapler at him.
"Shut up kiddo, let mom and dad talk for a while..." he said, annoyed.
"Chrysler" said Needles "Why did you give it up, you, and us, we could have tunred this galxy upside down"
"Upside down would have made me queasy..."
"it's a shame Jay, that now I'm gonna have to kill you"
"go ahead.." said Jay "but I've locked out the helm controls kill me and you'll have no way of piloting away from the sun"
"At least we'll take the Blue Dwarf with us"
"Wanna bet?"
At this point the docking tunnels connecting the two ships together exploded, rocking both ships, buckling the hull of the Rapier but causing no serious damage to Blue Dwarf.
"That Needles was my esteemed colleague Mr FeBuggure detonating plastic explosives, THOSE were just mild charges, but hes packing some BIG heat too"
"You son of a BITCH!" screamed Needles and lunged at Jay, who stepped sideways, and pounded bith fists down into his back, causing him to fall face forward into a control panel with a sickening THUD. Needles, fell backward in a pool of his own blood. Jay took his gun, stepped over the 'staplered pirate' after stapling his ears to the floor and went to find Phil.
 
He ran down the corridor, and passed a pirate. "Jay..I..I have orders to stop you at any cost."
"Do that you'll die" Jay said, he pulled a first aid kit of the wall, Needles and another pirate are in the command centre" he said tossing the kit to the pirate "If I were you I'd get them to an escape pod before this whole ship goes up in flames."
The pirate nodded and ran toward the control room. Jay continued runing and fianlly caught up with HPil, who was laying the last of his charges.
"Phil, change of of plan, lets get into a shuttle and get the HELL OUTTA HERE!"
 
<Phil?>
  
----- Original Message -----

From: Amanda
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, June 04, 2002 8:51 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Action post on behalf of Jay

Who: Whitewolf, Alota, command deck
Where: see above
When: It's not above so just imagine
Why: good question
 
Whilst Jay was currently out frolicking with pirates and soooooo sleeping on the couch, the world of BD had to go on, unfortunately for some.  The drive room had been repaired no thanks to Deans dimisings and crashings.  Whitewolf had assumed the acting captain position and Alota had gone back to comm officer.  She was now sitting twiddling her fingers doing nothing sat at the consoule.  Whitewolf too was doing nothing, suddenly a beep filtered through the room,
"Er Captain we've got a message coming through"
"Who from?" he asks suddenly happy that something's going on,
"JMC command" she said, whitewolf visably shrunk,
"What do those wank...........Admiral" he said as the Admiral's face came on the screen looking as gruff as usual,
"Mr Hamster" he said in that 'I don't care what your name is but It's waht I make of it' voice,
"Er it's Whitewolf" he said sounding a little cheesed,
"Whatever, as Captain Nipples is currently indisposed I'm making you incharge" he said in a gruff voice, Alota just chuckled a little,
"Another thing I want you to pick up Rear Admiral Buttecus" the admiral barked,
"Ok....but due to unforseen circumstances we might be a little late"
"Oh that doesn't matter the old git probably won't remember" the admiral suddenly realizes that he was actually still on screen, he coughed nervously,
"Anyway I want you to do that, this is priority"  
"Yes sir" the screen suddenly went blank,
"stupid dick...." Alota said but then the screen came up again,
"Oh yes one more thing Alota Viagra"
"Yes captain"
"Get a hair cut" Alota's eye's went wide, 'how rude' she thought going off in a huff.  The screen was still on and Alota felt great satisfaction when she pressed the disconnect button.   Another message came through
"If that's that stupid nob jockey known as Admiral whats-is-face don't hold me back" Alota growled
"Ok" white wolf said,
"BD this is Jay Chrysler, I'm gonna blow up the pirate ship, whilst I'm in it"
"WHAT!" Alota screamed.
 
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