Action post on behalf of Jay

Who: Whitewolf, Alota, command deck
Where: see above
When: It's not above so just imagine
Why: good question
 
Whilst Jay was currently out frolicking with pirates and soooooo sleeping on the couch, the world of BD had to go on, unfortunately for some.  The drive room had been repaired no thanks to Deans dimisings and crashings.  Whitewolf had assumed the acting captain position and Alota had gone back to comm officer.  She was now sitting twiddling her fingers doing nothing sat at the consoule.  Whitewolf too was doing nothing, suddenly a beep filtered through the room,
"Er Captain we've got a message coming through"
"Who from?" he asks suddenly happy that something's going on,
"JMC command" she said, whitewolf visably shrunk,
"What do those wank...........Admiral" he said as the Admiral's face came on the screen looking as gruff as usual,
"Mr Hamster" he said in that 'I don't care what your name is but It's waht I make of it' voice,
"Er it's Whitewolf" he said sounding a little cheesed,
"Whatever, as Captain Nipples is currently indisposed I'm making you incharge" he said in a gruff voice, Alota just chuckled a little,
"Another thing I want you to pick up Rear Admiral Buttecus" the admiral barked,
"Ok....but due to unforseen circumstances we might be a little late"
"Oh that doesn't matter the old git probably won't remember" the admiral suddenly realizes that he was actually still on screen, he coughed nervously,
"Anyway I want you to do that, this is priority"  
"Yes sir" the screen suddenly went blank,
"stupid dick...." Alota said but then the screen came up again,
"Oh yes one more thing Alota Viagra"
"Yes captain"
"Get a hair cut" Alota's eye's went wide, 'how rude' she thought going off in a huff.  The screen was still on and Alota felt great satisfaction when she pressed the disconnect button.   Another message came through
"If that's that stupid nob jockey known as Admiral whats-is-face don't hold me back" Alota growled
"Ok" white wolf said,
"BD this is Jay Chrysler, I'm gonna blow up the pirate ship, whilst I'm in it"
"WHAT!" Alota screamed.
 
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