IN THE RED CORNER!.......(Joint Post by Phil and Jay)

Whom? Why its everybodys favorite flyboy, his terified trainee, the happy security boss and the friendly neighbourhood hologram.
 
Where? Depp in the bowels of a pirate ship 'harrrrrr'
 
SNIP (T.Cleavage)
"Get...... Away...... From... Me....." She managed to say quietly. There was a sound best described as *Zzzzzt* from behind Jay. The holo-whip whizzed through the air and narrowly missed Jay's ear.....
END SNIP
Chrysler, with lightning reactions rolled forward, putting his hands out and flipped back onto his feet, facing the assailaint, handguns drawn and aimed square in the face of his attacker.
He lowered his weapons "PHIL?!"
"I've been killed more times then you've had hot dinners. You sad little gun doesn't scare me...Just remember, from my point of view...I've had this fight before......"
 
"Then you should KNOW I'm back to my old self!" Jay spluttered, debating with himslef whether to put his guns away or keep them ready, moral dilemmas were never his strong point.
 
"Normally I'd agree with you...But I had an accident with my time fridge...my EX-time fridge I should say...And things are ...well..not right...So the question you have to ask your self is, after all this excitemnt...does Phil belive you...and you now what...I'm not so sure I do...."
 
"Take a look on that medi-bed FeBuggure...you're daughter is ALIVE and CONCIOUS because of ME!" he said, a hint of aggression in his voice.
 
"Yes, but ...oh lets see...how the frell did she get there? hmmmm? Any takers?...."
 
"I had that coming" Jay said "I did a lot of things that im gonna pay for for a HELL of a long time, but right now, Phil, right now I'm the guy I used to be, the guy who has ALWAYS gone all out for YOU and everyone one else on that rust-bucket!"
 
Vanessa stepped in front of Phil, "Phil! please! its true! you're plan worked!"
 
"Miss Chrysler," Said Phil in a calm voice..,"Please leave us for a few mintues...Theres a couple of things your brother and i have to discuss"
 
"Vanessa!" shouted Jay "Get Amber back to the dwarf, don't let her get any more hurt....this could get messy, ...Phils gone a bit....mad..she watched YOU die..lets not reverse the roles"
 
Vanessa left the room. Phil put down his holowhip and pulled out his gun, which he pointed at Jay head.....and pulled the trigger.....The laser blast just missed Jays head, although it did singe a bit of his hair...."You know If I didn't believe you...you'd be deader then a Dodo right now"
"...Phil...." Jay said, nervously "...does this mean were cool?..."
"Nope...but lets just say that I don't fancy what would happen if I killed the husband of my wife's best friend...I'm not sodding sleeping on the couch which is more than I can say for  YOU sunshine......" Phil started to laugh....."The look on your face....Of course things are cool you stupid muppet...You saved My life now I'm saving yours......."
Jay breathed a heavy sigh...thne a sudden shock realistation hit him. "DAMN! I AM gonna be sleeping on the couch aint I!"
Phil just nodded...trying not to laugh and not succeding at all.
 
"You know...." Chrysler started "While were here....we could blow the rapier to kingdom come.."
"Pardon?"
"Blow the Rapier...you know...EXPLODE!"
"Sorry Jay, misheard...been hanging about with Mini Phil  too much...Now there's one pervy midget..."
 
"Just keep him away from my wife...AND my sister!"
"Ahh...yeah..about Your sister....I didn't mean for her to appear naked...honest..."
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah she a right cracker in the buff especially the way her......"
"PHIL!" Jay scolded "Thats my sister....."
"You are sooooooooo easy to tease it briliiant....I didn't see her naked at all....."
"yeh whatever....wait til I tell you what I heard about Tara and Keto...."
"It was Mp who saw her naked.......What do mean about Tara and Keto?...."
"....wind up....!"
Vanessa stuck her head round the door, saw that Phil hadn't ripped Jay's head off and played basketball with it and smilled.
"Ambers been taken to the medibay."
Jay looked at Phil "Suppose I better talk to her later huh?"
"Give it a while..I'll talk to her first....In the mean time, I'm gonn go grab some C10 from the armoury. Gonna take me a few mins, when I get back. then what?"
"I still have access codes for this ship..the armoury is Three-Seven-Alpha-Tango, While You play Solid Snake I'll set the ship on a course away from the ship, head it toward a star...lower its sheilds and lock out the controls, if your C-10 doenst do the job the star will"
"Vanessa!" Jay said "Get back to the Blue Dwarf...we have work to do, Phil...meet me on the bridge soon as you've set the charges"
"Sorry Jay can you say that again....you seemed a little slow then..."
"What?" Jay said..."Never mind..meet me on the bridge after youve set the bombs..."
He looked at his sister "Vanessa, get out of here no.." she was clutching her temples "Are you ok?"
"Um..yea...its nothing..." she said, glancing at Phil strangely..."Catch you later..I'll...talk to Alota for you"
 
 
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