Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Clearing the Promenade faster than a sighting of \'Pepi le Phew\'...

The view was blurry.
The single light above beaming into Jays eyes as he awoke from his unconcious state..
He was in someones qurters, whos he didnt know. he rolled his head to one side, there was someone sitting on a chair across the room.
"What the hell have you brought me heare for?" he said, sitting up on thesofa with a start.
"AAh sleeping beauty awakens!" Alota said sarcastically "These..'long john silver' are our quarters. I brought you here where i was safe"
"SAFE?" Jay shouted "The only person that needs to be locked away safely is YOU!"
He leapt of the couch and headed for the door.
"I cant let you go Jay"
"What are you gonna do about it if I do?"
Holly appeared on the wall.
"Alota Chrysler please report to medi-bay Phil feBuggure and Tara Cleavage need your assistance"
Alota sighed. And stormed out, locking the door securley behind her. She hadnt realsied it..but Jay had pick pocketed her security card, allowing him to easily
leave. Pressing the card against the wall panel he smirked as the door slid openand he snuck out. Running into his fellow pirate Grimm. Grimm was a gelf, and towered above Jay he laughed when Jay was knocked to the floor then helped him up. "C'mon Chrysler" he laughed "Lets go find us some shiny stuff!"
 
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From: cmdrwhitewolf
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 4:18 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Clearing the Promenade faster than a sighting of 'Pepi le Phew'...
Who: Jay, Alota, Cerebrum, Satan (phil?) and many unwanted geusts.Where: At the enterance of Parrots.When: Just moments after Jay decided it was oke to turn his back on an angry, distraught wife...---- Snipazoid ----Jay grabbed cerebrum and using him as a human shield proceeded into parrotts."Tell me" Jay said "You security chief...""What about him?""He thinks he's Satan..surely as the head doc around here you must know this..is he likely to murder you trying to get me?""It's not entirley unfeasible...""Excellent.."He said innocently heading into Parrots...---- End Snipazoid ----Suddenly from just behind Jay, there was a very slight scraping sound, and Jay whipped around just in time for a metal tray to strike him in the face with a loud >Ker-th-whack!< sound knocking his bum on the floor...The bent metal tray weilding hamster standing over Jay muttered distainfully, "I would've thought You'd at least remembered not to take this hamster for granted like everyone else does..."Jay quickly wiped the blood from his lip, glaring with menance in his eyes jumped up and said, "You just signed your death warrant you F***ING FURBALL!"Then just as suddenly as before, Jay was mightily punched in the face and knocked completely unconscious by an enraged Alota who shouted, "I AM YOUR WIFE, AND YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY SLEEPING ON OUR COUCH FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY HUSBAND!!!" The huge hamster grinned, and held out his paw for a handshake to Alota while commenting "Nice Assist Mrs. Chrysler!" The voice from the upper level of the promenade repeated "Chrysler! Stop fooling around... we got plunderin to do!""Why don't you take your husband somewhere safe, while I go deal with Chuckles out there, Hmm?" Says the huge hamster, while reaching into the lab coat pocket and pulling out a large flask of Keto's marked, "HIGHLY DANGEROUS, USE ONLY IN A WELL VENTILATED AREA!!!"A couple of the nearby pirates who had drank some of White Wolf's proffered samples, started gagging, choking, convulsing, and turning colors... though not the usual choking colors, but wierd glowing iridescent colors as they began to transform into bizarre caricatures that looked something like a cross between a wibble and a human."Hmmm, I was wondering when they'd start changing. Seems that Wibble that I found in one of the flasks some how affected the ointment mixture I whipped up, ah well... you'd better get going before things get much more out of hand, Alota." Said the immense hamster hobbling out into the promenade slipping the paw that he was clasping the flask with back into the lab coat pocket as he moved.-------Seconds later, the voluminous stepped out and confronted Needles shouting, "You'd better order your men to withdraw, right now.""And what will you Mr. Hamster? Shed fur on me?" replied Needles laughing, and continued mockingly, "besides, I couldn't even order them to withdraw if I wanted to, because you haven't even got the man in charge right."Marcus stepped out next to White Wolf stating, "I'm in charge of these men. Now if you'd so kindly put your hands up, and surrender right now.", while pointing a gun at the huge hamster.The amplitudinous hamster qiuckly nodded and replied, "Oh, I'll most certainly raise my hands up for you..." As he started raising his paws up and quickly withdrew the flask while continuing, "But unfortunately, I can't surrender just yet..." As he quickly tossed the flask to the ground breaking it open.  Marcus belated fired his gun, as a sickly green gas rose up from the broken flask, and rapidly obscured the area. Marcus jumped out of gas cloud coughing, and looked around on the floor for the dead hamster he expected to find there, but he found no dead hamster, only a few drops of blood.As the foul smelling green gas cloud spread nearly instantaneously through out the Promenade with the help of the huge air circulation system, there was a low growling noise heard in various places amongst the gas, and one of the pirates turned Wibble monster dashed out of the haze and attempted to gore Needles who quickly sidestepped and immediately fired into the beast.All throughout the Promenade, similar attacks were occuring, and Needles quickly started shouting orders for the unaffected pirates to form battle lines against thier Widdle-beast comrades."I'm gonna skin that mangy fuzzball alive!" growled Marcus as he spotted the hobbling form quickly moving into Parrots.  Marcus quickly stompped off in pursuit of the receding White Wolf...<TAG! Phil, Dean, Cerebrum, anyone else?>The continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.