The hamster maybe be down, but he's not out .... Yet!

Who: White Wolf, Eve, Tara, Amber, Coffee and many other geust stars.
Where: Medi-Bay.
When: After Eve started donating her blood to Amber.
The huge hamster pushed up the head bandages that kept sliding down
over his eyes, and glanced indecisively down at the hardening walking
cast on his leg, and then at the wrist brace on arm while Holly was
calling the hostile boarding in play by plays like some strange
football game over the medi-bay's speakers, "The pirate boarding
party has landed and secured the landing bay. A armed group has
headed for the drive room, another group has entered Parrots. It's
seems the parrots group is having some trouble getting Security Chief
Phil FeBuggure to cooperate with them. The Drive room party has
stopped the lift to vent some of thier frustration on it's resident
Wibble population. Meanwhile, it seems that Tom, Dick and Harry of
the Security dept seems to be having problems deciding which side
they are on..."
White Wolf swung his legs off the medi-bay bed and quickly got up
while waving off Hazel's sharp protests that he should be resting.
The overgrown hamster stated, "Oh no, Miss Coffey I'm not out of
action yet...", while hobbling over to a lab coat rack, and quickly
pulling one of the hanging white coats, "I'm gonna help fix some of
these pirates if it's that last thing I do."
He hobbled over to Dr. Keto's Ointment cabinet, grabbed out several
bottles at random and stuffed them into the lab coat pockets, while
asking, "Can one of you setup for me one of those little trays with a
bunch of little empty paper drinking cups?"
The Pink tree quickly set up the tray, and handed it to him as the
huge hamster was quickly writing something out to make a sign.
"Thanks!" Said the huge hamster hurriedly as he grabbed up the tray,
the sign, and several extra cups before leaving the medi-bay at a
fast hobble.
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Several minutes later, while outside parrots...
The oversized hamster called, "Get your free samples here!" while
wielding a tray full of cups filled with Keto's ointment, bearing a
sign that said "Give us your opinion of our free Pirate brew samples!"
Obiviously this little ploy was working, since some of the pirate
weren't that much smarter than a hedgerow, and they crowded around
grabbing up & drinking thier free sample which the huge hamster was
politely handing out.
One of the slightly smarter looking pirates glanced at the sign
dubiously for a moment, and then asked, "What's your name, Matey?"
The large hamster paused for a second while noticing the pirate was
carrying a Blue Dwarf crew roster in one hand with the command crew
names circled, before quickly replying, "It's Thomas Snot."
"Snot?!? What kind of a surname is that?"
"It's Phlegmish."
"oh..." Said the pirate pausing, and then brandishing the roster
towards the huge hamster pointing to Captain Niples name and
asking, "Do you know where can I find this fellow then?"
"Sorry, but it seems you've got an older shipos roster. Captain
Niples was replaced by the Captain Samantha Hussain, who's been
declared insane, and incarserated in the pych ward."
"Alright, then can you point me out to your acting captain then."
Said the pirate.
"Ok, Which one do you want?" replied the rotund hamster while handing
out a couple of more 'samples' to the other pirates gathered around.
"There's more than one?"
"I should say there is, It's a right popular job in these parts.
There's Acting Captain White Wolf, who was followed by Acting Captin
Fletcher, who was followed by Acting Captain Chrysler..."
This attracted the attention of Jay, who came over and
commented, "Well, It's seems my famed name proceeds me..."
The surprised looking White Wolf paused for a second, trying to
figure out what Jay was up to, but decided it would be best to play
along a little with whatever it was and answered, "Yes Jay, I spoke
with your wife earlier today, and several of your other names came
up!"
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