Popcorn anyone?

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"Keto...." answered Phil, again, very softly
"Yes Phil..."
"You do know I'm GOING TO KILL YOU....."
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"Keto."
"Uh-huh," Keto replied, still slapping ointment on Phil's leg, the
surrounding ground, several trees, and Dean's boots.
"What ointment is this?"
"Well, that's just it. The label's gone see."
Keto held up the jar.
"Here, hold MiniPhil still will you? he's trying to run."
MP was squealing up in a tree.
"Come down you stupid thing!" yelled Keto
"EEEEEE!!"
"Is that MiniPhil or a monkey?" asked Dean, staring up at it.
"Good question. Though, if that's a monkey, we've got a gorrila on
the ground here."
"THAT'S IT!" Phil yelled, leaping to his feet, "I'M COMING FOR YOU
KETO!"
Dean immediately leapt up and sat next to MP, who promptly bit him
for previous statement.
"Oh, sorry little guy."
"EE!"
"Popcorn?" said Dean, holding out a bowl
"EE!" said MP, appreicatively, grabbing a handful...
The fight was in full swing, when the ointment started to take
effect....
Dean Thomas