Roommates...

Who :- Steev
Where :- The Most Comfortable Luggage Locker in the Universe
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Steev was a bit pissed off. His locker had been overrun by furry
things. They were curently "EEp!"-ing and running around all his
stuff, just generally being annoying. He did experience a moment of
amusement when one fed itself through his meat mincer, but sadly none
of the others wanted to explore this wonderful machine that turns you
into a form of chunky soup.
He contemplated smacking them to death with a wrench, but that would
take too long. He decided to feed them booze. Concocting a Dirty
Pint from his supply, he poured it in a series of saucers, which the
creatures started to drink. What happened next was very curious.
*Woooovovvovovvoooo!!!*
<Sprakadingboombak!>
"Chagluchel"
*SPLATCH!!!!*
Steev sat back, surrounded in a sea of fuzzy creature bits, with an
easy grin on his face.
"I think I know how to solve the problem, and get alcohol back on the
ship." Grinned Steev. Juumping out the locker, he ran off to find
someone in charge.
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