Thar be critters here...
Posted byPosted: May 7, 2002, 2:21pm
This just wouldnt do.
It wouldnt do at all.
He had to eat but...did he really have to resort to a kebab?.
In the depths of Blue Dwarfs ventilation system Seymour Niples took
another bite out of the Donner Kebab he'd managed to scavenge in his
hiding. He didnt yet know that Hussain had been overthrown and that
Lt. Alota Chrysler was in charge. He picked at the kebab, he'd been
picking at it for over an hour, it wasnt the kind of thing he was
used to,THIS was tyhekind of thing Phil, Jay and Dean would eat but
not HIM! he was used to BLue Cheese and Mushroom soup for a starter,
followed by Duck L'orange and a box of mints and coffee to finish
up, accompanied by a bottle of 2075 dry white wine.
Here he was, sharing a cold kebab with Cannon's pet rat Bobo,
sipping out of a can of Pepsi Max, not even Pepsi NO! Pepsi Max, its
sugar free, and flavour free sibling. He'd dared to come out of
hiding a few days ago, to see Katrina, but, he was chased down by
the Royal Guard, for 'raping and murdering the queen of England'
when in fact she was gallavanting around the cosmos with a four-
armed buffoon.
He heard a noise, coming from around the corner. He edged slowly
towards the junction in the vents.
"Oh my...." he said to himslef, than quickly truned and crawled as
quickly as possible away from the oncoming stampede of fuzzy, horned
creatures. There was thousands of them, all happily chirping away.
He backed into a smaller vent branching off from the main duct, and
watched as the Fuzzy things thundered past, and spilled out into the
cargo bays. Slowly, carefully, he looked down into the enormous
warehouse-like room. The entire floor...over 6 miles of deck plates,
was COVERED by these creatures, reaching up to about 10 feet up the
walls. And there were more pouring out of every ventilation duct
around the place. The creatures Hussain had wanted to harvest, had
gotten aboard, and were multiplying....fast.....
.......
<anyone?>
"I was God once"
"Yes i saw, you were doing alright until everyone died"
Bender, talking to God. Futurama.