JP with Alota and Phil
Posted: May 3, 2002, 3:18pm
<<snipty snip snip>>
"This is Phil Febuggure here. Under the directions Space Corp Directive 2345.13, I have removed the "Captain" from her command. The most senior officer is now in charge of the ship. I will now escort her to the brig. All those who wish to come along and point and laugh are welcome to do so. She will be sharing the cell with Olaf. That is all."
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Alota snickered to herself 'So thats 53 to me 2 to Hussain' she suddenly remembered something,
"Wasn't someone from phsychiatry supposed to get Hussain into a straight jacket?" then she suddenly realised that Cerebrum was on the planet, then she remembered that she had forgotten to tell the away team to actually come back 'oops' she thought then made it over to a communications consoule.
"Leuitenant Commander Chrysler" she grinned,
"Please report back to the Blue Dwarf immediately under captains orders"
"Whata did Hussain finally get a life?" Jay asked,
"Nope"
"Then why are you telling us to come back?"
"Have faith in me darling, Hussain is no longer captain which reminds me I need to get hold of Phil"
"What why?"
"Just come back, I need Cerebrum and a straight jacket"
"I could have told you that" Tara quipped in from behind Jay somewhere, Alota just laughed.
A little later Alota had called Phil to the captains office. Alota was sat in the leather swingy chair with her feet on the table and a paddle and ball, one of her rare calm relaxing moments. Phil walked in,
"Ah Phil, and mini phil" Alota raised an eyebrow, cleaning the bogs was such a drag you missed out on all the gossip.
"I need you to help me with a report to the JMC, you see with ex captain Hussain under detainment we need evidence from two officers stateing what happened, as your an ex moral officer and the one that detained her I trust i can rely on your support?"
"Hang on...did you say "EX" morale officer?"
"Yes I did. No more being the ship's clown..."
There was a silence in the room...
"Phil..what the matter. I thought you'd be happy not being a clo...."
"Please DON'T use that word around me...I hate 'em.."
Alota couldn't help herself. she had to say it...."What you mean - "clown?".
Phil's face twicted just like Harris face did when ever you said Charlie Dimmock to him. Must be something about the job she thought. All secuirty cheifs must have facial twitch whenver a word that scares them is mentioned.
"I'll support you no problem. as long as you promise to never use to "c" word around me again. Okay?"
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