Dwarf flinging - is it bad for your 'elf?

Who : Phil and Mini-Phil
When : After Tara had landed on the planet of the furbie type things
Where : Somewhere on Deck 29-c
 
She walked over to the computer she could use to contact the Space-Core and report a mutiny, so that every single person on this ship would be arrested.Luckily for the crew, it was broken. She checked the map for the nearest digital comunication console.... Deck 29-C
 
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Phil and MP where on "Morale Patrol #1", when MP spotted something
 
"eeeeeeeeeee!"
 
"Where?"
 
"EEE.EEE    EEEE" he said pointing like mad at the Captain who was legging it down the corridor.
 
"I've just spotted her...Good one...I've got a score to settlt with her...."
 
Phil ran down the corridor....then stopped whilst MP ran as fast his little legs would carry him..
 
"This is getting stupid...Hop on..!".
 
With that MP jumped and hanged onto Phil's back.
 
"EEEE EEE EEEEE!"
 
"Hi ho silver away? Look Pal I'm not your blink horse okay!"
 
Phil ran down the corridor. The captain had just stopped outside a door and was entering the entry code.
 
"Please step away from the door ma'am.."
 
She turned round and found her self face to face with MP who was pointing his gun right into her face.
 
"What the frell do you think you are doing..."
 
"I'm placeing you under arrest.."
 
"On what grounds?" she demanded..
 
"eeeeeeeeeeeeee.eeeeee.eeeee" said MP
 
"What did he say?" she asked, throughly consfused.
 
"Under Space Corp Directive 2345.12...."
 
"What you mean -"No officer shall be allowed to play any "Steps" records over the ships tanoys with first issue every member of the crew earplugs and/or surgery to remove their hearing?"
 
"No...I mean space corp directive 2345.13.."
 
Hussain's face fell..." You have got to be fecking kidding me...you don't have the authority to do that..."
 
"Yes I do. In fact since you made me "morale officer" I have even more authrioty to do that..."
 
Hussain moved back towards the door very quickly..
 
"MP...KILL..."....With that Phil threw MP at the Captain and knocked her out (again).
 
"Tha's for making me into a c...into a cll....into a you know what..."
 
"eeee!"
 
"Sorry old boy. How was I to know she had a reinforced vest on..."
 
"eeek.eeee!"
 
"Very true mate, very true.."
 
Phil walked over to the tannoy system.
 
"This is Phil Febuggure here. Under the directions Space Corp Directive 2345.13, I have removed the "Captain" from her command. The most senior officer is now in charge of the ship. I will now escort her to the brig. All those who wish to come along and point and laugh are welcome to do so. She will be sharing the cell with Olaf. That is all."
 
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OOC : Oooh look another post
 
#1 = Anybody causing things which would "upset" anyone else. EG Normal Secuirity Patrol
 
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