Niples "Royal Rumble"

HRH Seymour Niples and
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"If the new Captain is as bad as you say then we need to watch her very
carefully, she might be up to something very clever. People like this are
very well prepared, she could have hundreds of backup plans, and will stop
at nothing to get her own way."
"You make her sound like a spoilt kid..."
"Believe me, its Worse. I've read so many official reports of captains
abusing their power for their own gain." Seymour breathed deeply. He
realised he was hungry and left Ray in the shuttlebay.
Knowing it would be too risky to venture out onto the Promenade because of
all the security cameras or security guards working on Hussain's side,
Seymour found his way to his old quarters. The Captain's suite.
He was starving and couldn't think of anywhere else to eat so opened the
door using the key he had left underneath the plantpot next to the door. It
saddened him to see that Hussain obviously wasn't watering the plant enough,
it looked brown and dry.
He breathed in, glad to be back, but the usually immaculately clean smelling
apartment was now tainted with the smell of Hussain's sweaty army boots, she
had 5 pairs lined up by the sink which were literally steaming. He cleared
the kitchen, the place he felt the most comfortable and started cooking
himself an exquisite meal.
As he was cooking there was a knock at the door. He cautiously opened it,
unsure whether to do so as he wasn't supposed to be there.
He slammed the door shut again when he saw who it was. The two Royal guards
who he had seen arrive on the Blue Dwarf in the union-jack coloured ship.
They were shocked when the door slammed on them. "Excuse me Captain, we want
to ask you a few more questions about the King's disapearance after the
destruction of Buckingham palace..."
Seymour froze, blocking the door shut with his body.
"Captain...?" They asked.
"I'm very busy, can you come back later?" Seymour shouted, hoping they would
go away. And then the penny dropped for both guards at once (Those fuzzy
black hats must restrict thought patterns).
"The Captain is a woman, not a man!" they said at once.
"But it's hard to tell with that moustache..." added one.
They took a run at the door.
Seymour fell onto the settee as the guards burst through the door. They
raised their rifles but Seymour kicked upwards, the rifel of the closest
guard knocked the other one in the face. The first guard lunged at him,
pinning him down on the sofa.
"I arrest you for treason in the name of the Queen of England, we know
you've kidnapped her."
"Kidnapped her?" Seymour said shocked as the guard tried to choke him. "She
left me in charge because she wanted to go clubbing on other worlds!!"
"Oh yeah! Where's your proof? Nobody saw her majesty before she left. You
could have faked the note and destroyed Buckingham palace to hide any
evidence."
"What evidence? You're making this up!"
"just...evidence."
Seymour freed his arms and punched the guard. The second was just getting up
and brushing himself down, he charged at Seymour and pushed him into the
kitchen.
"Treason is a hanging offense you know sir!" said the guard.
"Then why are you hitting ME, I'm the KING!"
"You should have thought about that before you raped and murdered the
queen!"
"RAPED AND MURDERED!!! Where are you getting this from!" Seymour shouted, he
thought it unbelievable that this was getting worse so quickly.
The guard reached for a shiny knife, normally only used for show. Seymour
took a pan off the hob and hit him over the head with it. Creame of mushroom
soup went everywhere.
"What a waste!" muttered the King.
**Later, in Sickbay**
Katrina woke up in the small recovery ward, she saw a blurred image of her
boyfriend in front of her. Unsure if it was a dream she reached out and
touched his face. He looked stressed, which is something he never looked.
(aside from when he leaves his white wine sauce for too long and it doesn't
quite turn out as perfect as usual)
"Seymour? what's wrong?"
"The royal guard think I kidnapped the Queen, I'm going to have to go and
find her to bring her back, you know how important my image is to me, I'd
hate people to call me a kidnapper for the rest of my life. Imagine the
humiliation!"
"Oh Seymour that's terrible? What couls be worse than thinking you kidnapped
the Queen?"
"Thinking that I've raped and murdered her?"
"What?"
"Nothing."
He smiled at her. "I'm sorry but I'll have to leave you here, just
concentrate on getting well, and don't turn your back on the new Captain."
"Okay sweetie, good luck, and hope you come back soon. Text me loads so that
I know you're okay. I'll miss you!"
Seymour nodded and walked out. The met the two royal guards he'd already
beaten up on the way to the shuttlebay, they tiredly gave chase until he
banged their fuzzy heads together.
Seymour climbed into the Space Eagle2 and flew away. He had to find a young
queen in a huge galaxy. Where did youg people hang around these days?
He thought of what he used to do in his youth.
"To the library!" he announced to nobody in particular.
Blue Dwarf
Command Deck
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Alota delt an all mighty blow to the captain, she fell backwards and
knocked her head on the floor.
"Nightie night" Alota said smiling. She then went to the consoule,
"Everybody this is your tempory captain speaking, everybody is to be
reinstated to their posts, as of now, all people in brigg to be
released"
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Alota looked around to see Hussain before she was thrown into the brigg. But
she was gone.
**Captain's quarters**
Hussain crawled to the Captain's quarters, her entire body was aching from
her fight with Alota. As the doors opened she smelt something odd, Creame of
mushroom soup. Captain Niples had been there.
She opened her eyes, hopeing she was imagining it. But the quarters were
ruined, soup was splattered on the floor and the furniture was upturned.
A single union jack hankerchief lay on the floor.
"Damn!!" Samantha Hussain shouted. She suddenly had a new spurt of energy
along with her anger. She walked over to the computer she could use to
contact the Space-Core and report a mutiny, so that every single person on
this ship would be arrested.
Luckily for the crew, it was broken. She checked the map for the nearest
digital comunication console.... Deck 29-C
<<Wanted: Someone to stop Hussain from getting to Deck 29-C and grassing you
all up! I managed to post a character post, I hope Andy can carry on the
Action posts, the last one was fantastic, and so way Alota's last post!
Welcome also to Tracy!>>
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