relms of fuzziness

Who: lil bit of everyone
When: lil bit of this lil bit of that
Where: lil bit here and a lil bit there
~planet of bumfluff~
(ooc i can't remember who's supposed to be on this lil away
mission...sorry I'm sick)
The planet that the away team where on was covered in fluffy furry
fuzzball thingies with horns. According to some mytihcal religous
mumbo jumbo lardi da myth the horns possessed a magical healing power
which granted eternal youth. Unfortunately the all hitlerized
Hussain knew about this thus sending Cerebrum, tara, 'Dave', tree and
Jay on the away mission.
The current group hand landed on the planet and where awaiting futher
orders. Tara had literally adopted one of the fuzzy creatures that
where on this planet and the tree tried communicating to them....what
was strange about this that the tree can now speak pink tree and
fuzzyness, really strange.
A crackled cough came from the communication consolue,
"Away team alpha beta gamma omega, this is captain Hussain" Hussains
garish image came up on the screen,
"Here are your orders, take the fuzzy creatures and remove there
horns" she hissed a maddish gleam in her eyes,
"But surely that would kill them!" Tara exclaimed hugging one fuzzy
creature tightly,
"And, they are being wasted for good reason"
"But" Tara started to protest
"Are you objecting to my direct order?" Hussain asked glaring at Tara
"But"
"Listen I could have you court marshelled just like that" she said
clicking her fingers.
~bd captain cannons memorial toilet~
Alota had sneakily snuck a communication device so she could listen
to all ingoing, outgoing and completely weird messages. She had just
heard Hussains transmission,
"Why that evil witch!" she exclaimed then sat up, unfortunately she
was cleaning under the toilet on the floor and managed to nearly
knock herself out on the toilet bowl,
"OW!" this put her in an even worse mood,
"Viva la resistance" she shouted. Getting up she got out of the
janitors uniform, (hairnet and all) then legged it down the
corridor.
Going straight to the command deck she commandered communications
from someone who didn't protest,
"MRS CHRYSLER WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Hussain
bellowed at the Chrysler,
"I am taking command" stratigicly she had flipped on the
communications consoule without Hussain noticing. Command deck was
reaaly empty except for the odd body on the odd bit,
"ON WHAT GROUNDS" hussain bellowed,
"Groce neglagence" Alota said calmly,
"Those creatures deserve to die"
"No they don't we can't go around throwing ourselfs on a species"
"But" Hussain started then suddenly started laughing
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have tried my best to put this ship into tip top
shape" she had started, Alota calmly started backing away from the
insane ex captain,
"But you have stopped me from doing it"she said pointing a croaked
finger at Alota,
"First the plastic surgery then the bog seat, disobeying orders and
sheep your all mad the lot of you" Alota walked over to the
communications console,
"Er physchiatry, straight jacket needed on command deck for the
captain"
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH your not getting of this deck alive"
"What?" Alota ssaid wondering what the hell the ex captain was going
on about. The captain suddenly lunged at her.
~else where on the ship~
Various cheers of go Alota go Alota lifted themselves up as everyone
had stopped working.
~command deck~
Alota delt an all mighty blow to the captain, she fell backwards and
knocked her head on the floor.
"Nightie night" Alota said smiling. She then went to the consoule,
"Everybody this is your tempory captain speaking, everybody is to be
reinstated to their posts, as of now, all people in brigg to be
released"
<<Sorry it's a bit doolally I'm kinda in a rush and ill>>
<BTW post around this if youi like>