Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] ***ACTION*** Cutsey things and horny cuts..

Hi loyal Blue Dwarf Crew!
Thanks Andy for writing the Action, I hope you can carry on for a while
because I'm very swamped with work, but should get it all done soon and be
posting again in 4 or 5 weeks when my course finishes.
The new storyline is going very well, I havn't read all fo the action post
yet, just proof read it and I'm quite excited about it, and dying to be able
to post again- my mind's swimming with new ideas but I just want to focus it
on my uni work at the moment!
I'd be surprised if Steph Davis posts either, she's on my course too and has
as much to do as me. I'm not sure if she'll stay on as a keen writer, but
hope she does because she's very imaginative, if a little timid of things
like this.
Anyway, all that remains is to say keen up the good work everyone, I'll try
to post some character posts just so that Seymour's situation as renegade
King doesn't get forgotten about and he can be re-instated back as Captain
when we beat Hussain.
Wish you all well.
-Onion
>From: "jay_chrysler" <andy@...>
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] ***ACTION*** Cutsey things and horny cuts..
>Date: Mon, 29 Apr 2002 21:08:26 -0000
>
><hope this is what you were after onion>
>
>
>Who:- Jay, Phil, Mini-Phil, Tara, Alota.
>When:- A few days after the meeting and Phils resurrection
>Where:- Chrysler Pad
>
>It had been a few days after the mutiny meeting, some were still
>nursing hangovers, others were just still drunk. operation Mintsauce
>had begun, Captain Hussain had tried to engage in conversations with
>several crew members, only to have responses of.. 'Aye
>Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaptian" and then the
>officer would turn, and run down the corridor leaping fences and
>bleating all the way. ...so far it had only resulted in people being
>thrown in the brig. But give it time....yesssss.....time...
>Right now Tara and Phil had joined Alota and Jay in their quarters
>for a drink..and.......questions.
>"Sooooooooooooo" asked jay for the 16th time "What's with...Phil?"
>Tara sighed. "He's a perfect clone of the original Phil Febuggure"
>said Tara, "He has his personality downloaded from the Phoenix, and
>into his brain. He's exactly like Phil in every way"
>"Except..." Alota continued
>"Except one eigth his size"
>"Wow.." said Jay "That must make it REAL difficult for you in the
>bedroom lil' buddy!" he laughed, gesturing towards Mini-Phil.
>"EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" yelled mini-Phil. and
>ran at Jay, headbutting him in the shin.
>"SON OF A BI.." Jay screamed..before biting his lip.
>"And all he can say is...'eee'" Alota asked raising an eyebrow..
>"Yep" Tara said in response.
>"Finally!" said Jay triamphantly a friend who cant talk back whne I
>insult him!"
>"Yeh well" said the full-size phil "Fortunatley I'm here to insult
>you back fly-boy..sorry..med-boy"
>"Hey..." said Jay "That was below the belt!"
>"EEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
>"OUCH!!!!"
>"Nope Jay! THAT was!"
>The comm unit bleeped.
>"CHRYSLER!, CLEAVAGE!" came the voice of Hussain
>"Yes o gracious one?" Alota asked "Whaaaaaaaaaaat canI do for
>yoooooooooooooou" she said/ bleated.
>"Not you, your 'brother'"
>Jay and tara stood.
>"Yes Caaaaaaptaaaaain?"
>"Cleavage you need to fly the medics to a nearby planet, Chrysler,
>you need to join the medics, shuttlebay NOW!"
>"Why didnt she want you?" Jay asked Alota.
>"Im not a medic anymore remember.." she said, pointing at the bog
>brush in the corner.
>
>
>*Starbug 6***
>
>A crunching sound could be heard in the rear of the Starbug as Tara
>crunched the gearbox,......again. Jay was wincing, as she mutilated
>the shuttles transmission. He glanced up at Cerebrum, "NOW do you
>see why I wouldnt let her fly the Phoenix?!" he said, reffering to
>Cerebrums earlier request. "alota would KILL me!"
>The shuttle suddenly began plummeting, through the atmosphere of the
>planet.
>"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" Yelled Wildflower, from the mid-
>section.
>"Sorry! I stalled!" Tara shouted back, as the engines fired up again
>and the shuttle levelled off.
> A few minuts later they had 'landed'..or more accuratley Tara had
>hit the ground.
>The medical team disembarked.
>
>"you think those are the creatures we're here to study?" asked Dave,
>one of parrots former barmen.
>"I'd wager it."
>Said Jay, as he looked where Dave was pointing.
>Hussain had breifed them all that on this planet there were a
>strange breed of alien, she wanted them studied. Fair enough.
>They were about a foot high, with four stubby legs, and long fur,
>each brightly coloured, they had two huge eyes, they kind you'd get
>on 20th century stuffed toys, and atop the head of each of them was
>a gleaming horn, similar to a unicorns.
>they made cute little noises as they played happliy.
>"Hmm.." muttered Cerebrum "These horns are made of pure Ivory,must
>be worth millions"
>"Trust you to realise that!" saud Jay as he bent diown to tickle
>one under the chin, it gurgled gleefully, They seemd to have some
>kind of rudimentary language too, perhaps sopme level of
>intelliegence.
>
>
><right...I will get to the point of this! in the next day or two!,
>in the mean time, get mutining!>
>
>
>
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