***ACTION*** Cutsey things and horny cuts..

<hope this is what you were after onion>
Who:- Jay, Phil, Mini-Phil, Tara, Alota.
When:- A few days after the meeting and Phils resurrection
Where:- Chrysler Pad
It had been a few days after the mutiny meeting, some were still
nursing hangovers, others were just still drunk. operation Mintsauce
had begun, Captain Hussain had tried to engage in conversations with
several crew members, only to have responses of.. 'Aye
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaptian" and then the
officer would turn, and run down the corridor leaping fences and
bleating all the way. ...so far it had only resulted in people being
thrown in the brig. But give it time....yesssss.....time...
Right now Tara and Phil had joined Alota and Jay in their quarters
for a drink..and.......questions.
"Sooooooooooooo" asked jay for the 16th time "What's with...Phil?"
Tara sighed. "He's a perfect clone of the original Phil Febuggure"
said Tara, "He has his personality downloaded from the Phoenix, and
into his brain. He's exactly like Phil in every way"
"Except..." Alota continued
"Except one eigth his size"
"Wow.." said Jay "That must make it REAL difficult for you in the
bedroom lil' buddy!" he laughed, gesturing towards Mini-Phil.
"EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" yelled mini-Phil. and
ran at Jay, headbutting him in the shin.
"SON OF A BI.." Jay screamed..before biting his lip.
"And all he can say is...'eee'" Alota asked raising an eyebrow..
"Yep" Tara said in response.
"Finally!" said Jay triamphantly a friend who cant talk back whne I
insult him!"
"Yeh well" said the full-size phil "Fortunatley I'm here to insult
you back fly-boy..sorry..med-boy"
"Hey..." said Jay "That was below the belt!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
"OUCH!!!!"
"Nope Jay! THAT was!"
The comm unit bleeped.
"CHRYSLER!, CLEAVAGE!" came the voice of Hussain
"Yes o gracious one?" Alota asked "Whaaaaaaaaaaat canI do for
yoooooooooooooou" she said/ bleated.
"Not you, your 'brother'"
Jay and tara stood.
"Yes Caaaaaaptaaaaain?"
"Cleavage you need to fly the medics to a nearby planet, Chrysler,
you need to join the medics, shuttlebay NOW!"
"Why didnt she want you?" Jay asked Alota.
"Im not a medic anymore remember.." she said, pointing at the bog
brush in the corner.
*Starbug 6***
A crunching sound could be heard in the rear of the Starbug as Tara
crunched the gearbox,......again. Jay was wincing, as she mutilated
the shuttles transmission. He glanced up at Cerebrum, "NOW do you
see why I wouldnt let her fly the Phoenix?!" he said, reffering to
Cerebrums earlier request. "alota would KILL me!"
The shuttle suddenly began plummeting, through the atmosphere of the
planet.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" Yelled Wildflower, from the mid-
section.
"Sorry! I stalled!" Tara shouted back, as the engines fired up again
and the shuttle levelled off.
A few minuts later they had 'landed'..or more accuratley Tara had
hit the ground.
The medical team disembarked.
"you think those are the creatures we're here to study?" asked Dave,
one of parrots former barmen.
"I'd wager it."
Said Jay, as he looked where Dave was pointing.
Hussain had breifed them all that on this planet there were a
strange breed of alien, she wanted them studied. Fair enough.
They were about a foot high, with four stubby legs, and long fur,
each brightly coloured, they had two huge eyes, they kind you'd get
on 20th century stuffed toys, and atop the head of each of them was
a gleaming horn, similar to a unicorns.
they made cute little noises as they played happliy.
"Hmm.." muttered Cerebrum "These horns are made of pure Ivory,must
be worth millions"
"Trust you to realise that!" saud Jay as he bent diown to tickle
one under the chin, it gurgled gleefully, They seemd to have some
kind of rudimentary language too, perhaps sopme level of
intelliegence.
<right...I will get to the point of this! in the next day or two!,
in the mean time, get mutining!>