Cat Troubles, and the Ex-first officer/hamster becomes road kill?!?
Who: White Wolf & Wd-40
When: It seems Grabby has nicked my watch...
Where: At the door of Allie's crewquarters.
White Wolf & Wd-40 pause at the door, while the overgrown six foot,
one inch hamster made sure he looked presentable before pushing the
door chime button. They waited several moments, and there was no
answer. The huge hamster pushed the door chime button again.
Still no answer. The rotund hamster glanced in askance at Wd-40, who
helpfully said, "Perhaps Miss Fletcher's door chime isn't working
properly."
"You could be right, I'll check." replied the huge hamster.
The corpulencent hamster opens the door manually while saying rather
apologetically and quickly, "Hello Allie?!? I'm sorry to barge in, I
hope we're not interupting or anything... " as the two entered
carefully, expecting to be told they were intruding at any moment.
Then a small sound came from the bathroom.
"I think she's in the shower, Sir." commented Wd-40, while pointing
towards the bathroom door.
The huge hamster went over to the bathroom door and called, "Allie?
I'm really sorry I haven't stopped by lately... I've just been real
busy lately with my First officer duties and all. But, the good news
is that's changed for the better..."
He paused, expecting her to say something. But hearing nothing,
continued quickly trying to fill the awkward silence, "Umm, Well,
Anyways... I've been thinking about things between us..."
The overgrown hamster paused again as he remembered something, and
quickly set the two golf bags he was carrying against a wall, and
began searching through his vest pockets while continuing somewhat
distractedly, "And I've been meaning to make things up to you..."
He paused again, and started tossing the contains of his vest pockets
onto Allie's couch looking frantically for something, while
continuing, "And I've been meaning to ask you this for a while,
um..."
Then, he finally turned to Wd-40 and whispered frantically, "Did I
give you the ring, WD?"
Wd-40 suddenly looked puzzled & surprised at the same time while
answering,"Ring Sir? You're looking for a ring?"
"yes, THE RING." Hissed back White Wolf, not wanting to give away his
surprise for Allie.
"What ring are you refering to?" Asked the dumbfounded looking Wd-40.
"The ring I got for Allie..." snapped back the irritated looking
mammoth hamster.
Wd-40 still looked puzzled & confused, "I'm sorry, but I'm not aware
of any ring. Perhaps, you programmed me to forget about said ring for
secrecy purposes and..."
"The engagement ring I got for giving to Allie when I ask her to
marry me, you Mechanical Menace!" hissed back the exsperated looking
volumous hasmter, ending in a near shout.
"Sir, I do not recall you purchasing any such ring..." replied the
frowning Mechaniod.
The gargantuan hamster blinked, then reached into his upper right
vest pocket and pulled out his Vidman, activated Sam, and brought up
his todo list. At first glance he saw the item 'select and purchase a
ring for Allie' wasn't ticked yet.
The immense hamster slapped his forehead, and exclaimed "Smeg! I
forgot to buy Allie's engagement ring!", he suddenly clampped his paw
over his mouth in shock, as he realised he probably just spoiled his
surprise to Allie by yelling it outloud.
Several seconds of silence passed, then the huge hamster removed his
paw from his mouth, and asked tentatively, "That doesn't bother you
does it, Allie?"
Still more seconds of silence passed, as the two looked at each other
in uncertainty, then the vast hamster crept carefully back over to
the bathroom door and knocked on the bathroom door. The door openned
slightly.
The hamster paused, then said tentatively, "Hello?" while slowly
pushing the door the rest of the way open to reveal a mostly empty
bathroom except Katrina's cat Pita, who was carefully perched on the
toilet rim and using it.
"My, what a well trained cat..." Remarked Wd-40 while looking over
WW's shoulder.
"RRRREEEOOOWWWWW!" Screamed the cat as it suddenly looked up in alarm
and saw the six foot, one inch hamster & mechanoid standing before it
and then pounced upon them with it's claws beared.
"Aw Smeg! Not again...YEOW!" Blurted White Wolf as Pita claws dug in
while Pita struggled to hang on while the huge hamster vainly tried
divesting himself of the spiky furred & spitting mass of
cat, "AUGH!!! It's got teeth & claws sharper than Dean! Get it off
me!"
Wd-40 grabbed Pita and yanked Pita free while Pita still had a very
large mouthful of amplitudinous hamster's fur.
"In there... IN THERE!" Shouted the huge hamster quickly, grabbing
ahold of the bathroom door handle, and motioning for Wd-40 to let
Pita go back inside the bathroom.
"FFFFFPHHIIISSSSSHHTTT" Went Pita, as Wd-40 quickly let go of the
angry cat, and got out of the way as the colossal hamster quickly
slammed the door to keep Pita from attacking him again.
White Wolf stood wide eyed for a moment with his back to the door as
he heard Pita spit and howled from inside the bathroom, then he
quickly strided towards the rest if Allie's living quarters.
After a few moments of looking around, the huge hamster came back and
said, "She must be out at the moment. Just put everything over there
Wd, Then you can help me go shopping for the engagement ring. If I'm
lucky, we'll be done before dinner!"
"Perhaps you should leave a note for Miss Fletcher, to explain your
stuff being here, and that you'll be back momentarily, Sir."
Suggested Wd-40 politely, as he tidied up White Wolf's things in a
open corner.
"Good Idea!" replies the overgrown hamster, picking up a pen & paper,
and quickly scrawled out a note which read -
"Dearest Sweetheart,
I just dropped off a few of my things here while I go out and
attend to a few loose ends. I will return by this evening with what I
hope is a great surprise for you.
Love,
White Wolf."
"Right, that should do it." Said the goliath hamster, while he picked
up a piece of scotch tape and motioned for WD-40 to head for exit.
"I'll just stick this note on her door as we step out." Finished the
huge hamster, as Wd-40 walked out into the hallway followed by the
hamster, who paused and stuck the note up on the door, and was about
to turn and follow when Wd-40 suddenly exclaimed, "Look out!" while
starting to point behind him and down the hallway.
The massive hamster turned slightly and glanced up just in time to
see a golf cart loaded with scutters bearing down upon him & Wd-40 at
high speed.
>>>>>>>>GRUNGE!!!<<<<<<<<<<<
<To Be Continued>