The amazing, unexplainable talents of Steev...

Where :- A Locker. Need you delve further?
Who :- Check the title!
What time? :- What Time!
*Bang!*
¬Clatter¬
~CRACK!~
#Shatter!#
*Boom!*
*Skweekaskweeka*
?>Crunggg?>
(Flop)
"Hmmm..." thought Steev, "Where am I this time?"
He jumped up and cracked his bones in those 'special' ways, then
decided to figure out his predicament. He seemed to be in a very
garishly-coloured starship.
He peeked out of a window, saw ranks of guards, wearing
equally-colourful uniforms. "Hmmm..." he thought again. He tried to
cast his mind back to what had gone before....
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After Steev had destroyed Buck palace (not that anyone in power
REEEEALLY needed to know that it was his fault, not the King's), he
dimly remembered being hurled out through the front viewscreen of the
Bug. Lying there among several spider remains he watched the ship
take off without him. "Fair enough," he had thought at the time.
Just then, some guards walked by.
"What the hell happened here then?" said one.
"Seems that the palace has been destroyed." said another.
"Wait til the King hears about this..." a third chimed.
"Ummm...I think it was the king that did it" said the 4th and final
guard.
All of them stopped and stared.
The 4th guard, feeling uncomfortable, tried to fill the silence.
"Soo..umm..we should...take a bit of the palace and ummm...follow the
captain and present him a bit of the palace and get him to explain
himself!"
The other three nodded consent. Scooping up a chunk of palace, they
headed off.
Steev decided it might be a good idea to follow them.
The guards entered a brightly coloured ship, followed by several, much
more aggressive looking ones. Steev thought about what the best plan
of action to get on board would be. He decided on blatant cheek.
Setting his jaw, he marched straight on board, into a locker, and fell
asleep. "No one challenges you if you act with conviction," chuckled
Steev.
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And now he was here, back on the Blue Dwarf. But what to do now?
These guards meant business. Ok, so 4 of them just wanted an
explanation, but the rest of them looked a bit more violent. Lots of
guns and stuff. Plus one of them looked to be holding a cocktail
umbrella. Stev shuddered at the thought.
So...plenty of people were stil on board who would help out. But
Steev couldn't do much about them right now. He had to at least
affect their ship in some way that would damage them should they
succeed. So...blowing it up was an ickle bit obvious. Steev had to
try something a bit more...creative.
But first he had to wait until the guards were gone...
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