Niples "Lurking low"

Blue Dwarf
Access shaft #8521-J
King Seymour Niples the first
 
Seymour lurked in the shadows through the damp access corridors. He hated lurking around, but as he had recently been thrown off this ship, he thought it wise if very few people saw him. He had dropped Katrina off at the medibay, he'd had to pay for the treatment, he held his wallet which seemed to be burning as it had been so expensive. Apparently Cerbrum was the new chief medical officer, although he'd apparently had another turn and thought he was a facist dictator again. Seymour hoped that the pink tree treated her well, he cringed at the thought of the tree fumbling hopelessly with the stethoscope and desperately trying to pick up a hypodermic needle with its leaved fingers.
 
Lurking around in the dark, dingy and horrible parts of the ship allowed him to see things that he'd never seen before, lots of rats, cobwebs, drunken crewmembers that never managed to find their way out of the maze of back corridors, acess shafts and ventillation ducts and "Ooh look, there's my hand crafted silver salt shaker" he said, picking it up. "I've been looking for this for ages, it must have fallen through the ventillation pipe in my room."
 
Looking up, he saw the access hatch that lead to the Captain's quarters. He climbed the smalle ladder and peeped intop his old quarters to see what the new Captain had done to the place.
 
"Hmm, by the sweet aroma she seems to be a good cook, kitchen in pristine condition, new floral furniture is a bit tacky but matches the curtains..." and then he saw something ghastly that made him almost fall off the rusty ladder.
"Coffee mugs on my 17 century antique oak coffee table -WITH NO COASTERS!!!! " he looked around further.
"A Lava lamp in the lounge, *tut* that is so par se, and ugh, a windchime above the doorframe! And....oh dear god, a wall rug! This Captain HAS to be stopped!"
 
He made his way to the shuttlebay...
 
 
**Shuttlebay**
Seymour lurked hind a large stack of crates. He'd just arrived in the shuttlebay when a new ship was docking, he dared a quick look and saw a rather large ship slowly enter through the big bay doors and hover around for a second as its landing legs lowered. The ship was painted three colours, red white and blue, in the pattern of the Union Jack.
Seymour fancied himself something of a classic vehicle expert and instantly recognised the ship as belonging to the British Royal Guard. "Oh dear" he said to himself. "They must be looking for the King that blew up Buckingham palace. I doubt I'll be remembered as a king that was admired and respected somehow."
Two soldiers walked out of the ship down a ramp, they were dressed in royal dress uniforms, red with a fluffy black afro hat.
 
Seymour watched as they spoke to a burly woman who looked like she had a bad attitude. "She must be the new Captain." He said to himself.
He looked closer. "And she's been using my Herball Essances shampoo!!"
 
Suddenly a hand grabbed him by the shoulder from behind.
 
Seymour spun around to see....
 
<Anyone want to jump in and update his royal highness?>
 
================================David "Onion" BallCaptain Seymor Niples, J.M.C Blue Dwarf================================Jay whipped out his mobile and called Phil."PHIL! pickup NOW!""Jay..I'm kinda busy..." "Oh ok SORRY TO BOTHER YOU! WE'LL FIND ANOTHER WAY TO AVOID BEING VAPORISED BY AN ATOMIC BLAST!""Ok mate, cool, catch ya later?""Phil....pick us up now.or I'll tell Tara what you did at my stag night""Be there in 2"====================================