Never Cross your hamster...

OOC - I post this via Email about an hour ago, and after recieving
Amanda's message and still not seeing in the archive, I'm reposting
via the web sorry if it doubles, and for easy of sequencing say my
medibay segement happens just before Amanda's segement. (Sorry
Amanda, I didn't mean to bud in!)
- WW
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Who - The castaway crew
When - After Phil settles down in the Shuttlebay.
Where - Inside the Philnix, Phoenix, or that fancy looking ship with
the windshield wipers looking strangely like eyebrows...
---- Snipitey Doo, Snippetty yah ----
The Philnix touched down in the shuttlebay. Which for once was clean,
whats more there was some high ranking officers scrubbing the deck
with toothbrushes.
"Looks like this is part of the new regime" said White Wolf, "Well,
guess I better get to the drive room"
"Um..White wolf" said Phil, "You're kinda...not assigned there
anymore............."
---- My oh my, what a wonderful Snippetty Day it is -----
"Then where am I assigned, Phil?" Asked the overgrown Hamster pausing
in midstride.
Phil merely flashed the duty assignment on a nearby screen in answer.
"What do you mean I'm the head of sanitization of the ore processing
facility?!?" Shouted the huge hamster, suddenly grabbing a pawful and
ripping several feathers off the duck which is still superglued to
his head and throwing them across the room in a sudden burst of
anger, setting the duck off into another spasm of upset quacking.
{OOC - See, I remember we still have them on!}
RPG-
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"That's what the new captain assigned you to, she's done pretty much
the same thing to everyone else..." Explained Tara, trying to think
of something that may calm the huge hamster down.
"What's the new captains full name, again?" Demanded the huge hamster.
"Um... Samantha Hussain" replied Tara, at a loss for what to say.
"Ah ha! I should have known! 'Insane' Hussain... The same stupid JMC
officer who loused everything up while I was on a special mission
sometime back and nearly got me fired..." Said the huge hamster while
squinting his eyes, then suddenly grabbing and shouldering the M-50
Special Services Sniper Rifle, he stormed off the Philnix.
-<Medibay>-
---Snerpth (a snippet with a bad lisp)---
"Oh come on, those drawings in marker pen were obviously a cry for
psychiatric help," countered Cerebrum."
"That cosmetic surgery, if that's what it can be classified as, was a
medical procedure."
"That's debatable."
"Fair point, but it's still your job."
"It's your area of the ship. You've got the paper to prove it,"
pointed
Cerebrum.
"She's a patient."
"In your 'psych-bay'."
----End Snerpth---
The huge hamster entered and merely walked by Cerebrum & Keto, while
they were discussing who's responsibily the patient was. The hamster
walked over to Dr. Keto's ointment cabinet, searched through the
labels for a moment, then pulled out a bottle, opened it, and doused
the duck on his brow with it until the ointment bottle was empty.
Setting the empty ointment bottle back where it came from in the
cabinet, the huge hamster then walked over to Lawrence Trisees's
desk, opened a drawer, took out a pad of paper, a large black
permanent marker, and bottle of Cyanoacrylate cement.
The overgrown hamster used the marker to quickly write something on
the top sheet of paper on the pad, rip it off, put the pad & marker
back in drawer. Then picking up piece of paper he wrote on, and the
bottle of Cyanoacrylate cement, walked over to slumbering body of
Captain Hussain.
Then the huge hamster pulled the duck off his head, applied some
Cyanoacrylate cement to it's bum, and stuck it to Ms Hussain's nether
regions, then applied some more Cyanoacrylate cement to her hands and
cemented them onto either side of the duck, and the threw his written
note upon her before striding purposefully towards the door of the
Medibay, while casually tossing the Cyanoacrylate cement bottle to
Dr. Keto, while saying "My last order as Acting Captain is to take
plenty of rolls of pictures, my good doctors.".
Cerebrum paused, and walked over, picked up the note and read it out
loud, "I formally wish to state for the record that I do not believe
I will be treated fairly by Captain Hussain, who's bizarre sexual
escapades has already lead to the death of one squirrel and quite
possibly a duck. And since I feel that it would be impossible for me
to adequately perform my duties after I report Captain Hussain to the
International space ASPCA for her acts of unspeakable cruelty towards
animals, I formally resign my position.
Sincerely,
Commander White Wolf
Ex-Acting Captain & First Officer of the J.M.C. Blue Dwarf"
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