Medically speaking

Who:- Jay
Where:- The Pilots Lounge
With:- The Candlestick
Jay walked into the Pilots lounge, got a coffee from the vending
machine and slumped into the sofa. Sipping from his cup he sank back
down into it and put his feet up on the table.
"Um...chrysler?" came a voice
"YEh?" he replied, wearily
"What are you doing here?"
"I know I'm off duty but I needed a coffee before I head home, we
have none at home and I cant be botherd to go shopping, ALota doenst
drink it so..."
"No mate" said Harry, of Tom and Dick fame.
"ANyway I could ask YOU the same question, this lounge is for pilots
only." Jay looked around, saying that, he hadnt actually noticed
ANYONE who he recognised as a pilot, where was Kayn?, Efof? Lomaz?.
"Pilots only, you're right and thats my point"
"Um, Harry I'm one of the ships most SENIOR pilots,..and no question
about it the best looking AND most talented!"
Harry raised an eyebrow.
"not any more."
"What?"
"Everyones been reassigned" said Harry, "Truth be told this new
captain hasnt a clue, now we have no pilots with an actual LICENSE!"
"Heh..I'm the only person aboard ship who should have been allowed
one on the first place!" Jay said jokingly, not totally convinced of
what he was being told.
It was at this point the doors burst open and the Big Pink Tree came
thundering in
"TAAAARAAAAAAAA!!!!!" it yelled "DONT LEAVE MEDI-BAY!!!"
"Tara's not here" said Jay
"Really?" said the tree "She was reassigned here"
"TARA? here?" said Jay. Then something hit him.
"Wait a sec...why can I understand you? I thought only
medi.......OH."