Mutiny part 1
<Snip>
She then knocked Alotta out of the way and used the communications
console
to inform everyone of their new job changes.
"Alotta Chrysler will now be working inÂ…" She checked a
clipboard. "The
medi-bay."
"Why did you announce that over the com? I'm stood RIGHT HERE!"
Alotta
shouted.
"Oh yes, well you'd better run along. The medibay needs a new plastic
surgeon, I've seen lots of horrific sights around here. You look like
you
might need a bit of a lip jpb dear. A tummy tuck wouldn't go amiss
either."
Alotta was fuming.
"Now now, don't give me that look. Just be glad that I didn't make
you in
charge of mopping up the sick!"
Alotta didn't know what to say, her fists clenched and she stormed
off. Sam
Hussain carried on announcing job changes
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Storming down several corridors her feet stampped against the metal
flooring leaving visable dents in the floor, Plastic surgons where
the one thing that she hated. And so what if she had that little
piece of information about her in pre-school, she was five what do
you expect when you see a pair of sissors and an electric shaver, I'm
sure anyone would have done the same thing.
She heard a scream from the deepest darkest recess of space, 'looks
like Jay got a position next to Keto' she thought grimly and the
pathetic fact that they weren't allowed to have any sort of romantic
relationship that bit big wind. Fleeing through several open doors
she found herself in the medi-bay,
"I'm not even trained for this!" Alota screamed at the top of her
lungs, but wait, she had an idea, one that would probably get her
demoted to washing and cleaning captain cannon's memorial toilet by
the end of the week but it was a sure fire plot for that sweet sweet
revenge oh was this going to be fun.
"Holly" she said, a weird face came up on to the screen, one that was
definatley not Holly, "Who the blinking heck are you?" Alota wondered,
"I am the new advance version of Holly, I no longer go by the name of
Holly though" this weird computer being said, it's face was quite
gaunt and it had ginger hair tied back in regulation style, she wore
lipstic that was almost silverish yet completely in standard
regulation.
"Well what's your name?"
"My name is............."
"Well what the hell is it?" Alota said starting to become angry,
"My name is.........." Alota sighed, this could take a while.
~several minutes later~
"My name is Dolly"
"What?!" Alota screamed, "You took over five minutes just to say that"
"Is there a reason you called me?" the voice boomed, which was kind
of unnerving
"Yes, could you tell the Captain, that she has a medical appointment
in five minutes"
"I see no medical appointment for the captain, the one who grasis us
with her presence"
'Talk about butt kisser' Alota thought to herself,
"It's a routine one that occurs to every new crew member as soon as
they join the Blue Dwarf, normally they would spend two weeeks in
quarantine but we wouldn't want the person that grasis us with her
presnce to be in quarantine for two whole weeks"
"Understandable, I will inform the captain straight away". Alota
chuckled silently then dissapeared to the medicine cabinet, luckily
someone in the medibay couldn't tell the difference between
Anesthetic and Hydrochloric Acid so big lables with big letters where
all over the bottles of different medicines. Pulling out a huge
cartoonish syringe from nowhere Alota choose the Anesthetic and
poured some into the needle, she then did the squirty thing that
makes nearly everyone faint.
Captain Hussian marched into the medi-bay,
"What is the meaning of this?!" she bellowed, "You are no doctor!"
"Yes but as the doctor is currently out on an 'away' mission, the
person left is the doctor" Alota said with a grin trying humanly to
keep the grin from becomming a full blown laughing fit. She tapped
on one of the medibeds,
"Come on we're not going to get very far if your reluctant, it's
either a few jabs and medical examination or two weeks in
quarantine", Hussain reluctantly sat on the medi-bed,
"You better get this over and done with I have work to do!" Hussain
barked,
"Don't worry, now just count to ten and this jab will be over and
done with soon" she said in a voice that was as if she was talking to
a child. Pulling out the insanley big needle, Alota stuck it in
Hussain's wrist,
"One......two........three...." Hussain passed out,
"Oh goodie good she's going to be out for oh three days, that's good,
because in the space corps directive is says,
"All newly appointed plastic surgeons must have a test subject of
their choice to practice on, captians included"" Alota laughed
manicly, "I'll give you a lip jjob and a tummie tuck!" she hissed.
<MWHAHAHAHAHAH mutiny, I love it>>