**Action** Queen in a nightclub, and a new Captain

Club “Red Planet”
New Ibiza, Mars
The 20 year old Queen of England sucked the last out of her bottle of Red
Reef and threw it over her shoulder. The club was very busy tonight, and
just over the booming music there was the sound of smashing glass and
someone screaming.
“That could have injured somebody!” Said Efof, keeping his head down in case
the person hit was looking this way.
The queen laughed it off devilishly, “Don’t worry, I’m the Queen- I can do
anything! just enjoy yourself!”
And she started waving her hands over her head as the next song came on and
brushed her cleavage against the guy next to her.
Efof wore his quizzical expression again. “We had a royal family of Ffion,
but none of them ever acted like you.
She danced her hands up and down the guy next to her. “What’s wrong Efof?
Weren’t the girls on Ffion ever friendly?”
“Oh yes they were…..” his eyes widened “’friendly’, but they weren’t as
selfish as you are, you seem intent on having a good time and don’t care
about anyone else.”
“I don’t know what you mean!” Queen Jennifer said, snatching a cocktail from
a bloke as he walked by. He turned to see who it was, instantly recognised
her and quickly decided not to say anything.
“Your just jealous because I’m not dancing with you!” Jenn said and draped
her arms around the Ffionions neck.
“I never should have left the Captain.. I had a good job on the Blue Dwarf
and now I’m stuck here…”
“Relax” said the queen soothingly in a low sultry voice which did something
to Efof’s insides. There was something about the girl that made hi very
attracted to her. She started kissing his cheek and worked all the way up to
his forehead.
“You’re better off here with me, aren’t you?” she whispered to him.
“Yes, I’m better off here with you.” Efof repeated as if in a trance.
Efof used to be such a pure hearted person, now he was being corrupted by
the Queen of England. Bastard that.
The J.M.C Blue Dwarf
Orbiting Earth
A ‘White Midget’ class space-core vessel docked in the Blue Dwarf’s landing
bay. A woman stepped out, a Captain Samantha Hussain. She had been sent by
the Jupiter Mining Corporation as a replacement for Niples. She had been
recommended by General Anders and was one of the toughest, if not THE
toughest Captain there was…ever. She had a short thick bob of ginger hair,
and wore lipstick that seemed to be painted on her face over where her lips
should have ended. Her lips were in a constant pursed expression.
The first thing she saw when she left her craft was a banner on the wall
telling General Anders that he was a ‘smeghead’. Someone had scrawled a few
more nasty words on the end of it in spraypaint to add to the insult.
Captain Hussain screwed her face up and took a notepad out of her top pocket
and wrote it down. The second thing she noticed was the filth. She stormed
over to the first worker she saw and shouted at him.
“Whatsallthisabout?Don’tyouknowthemeaningofhygene?Iwantthisshipshipshapeandnothi\
ngelse,ThatslackerNiplesmighthaveletyougetawaywiththisbutthisshipisminenowandIwo\
n’tstandforanythinglessthanthemilitarystandard.”
She wrote something else down on her notepad. The workman gawped at her.
“And take that fag out of your mouth too!” She stuck a post-it on the mans
greasy overalls.
“You are now demoted down to 2nd Class Technician, and reassigned to toilet
cleaning duty. I want to be able to see my face in those toilets!”
She stormed off, spraying air freshener down the promenade and whinging at
people to tuck their shirts in and stop chewing gum. She nearly broke
someones leg for dropping a packet of crisps in a corridor on E-deck.
***Drive-Room***
Sam Hussain clomped, (as she did in her army boots) into the Drive room and
put her floral bag onto the table. It seemed to be full of Notepads, post-it
notes and pens. She instantly turned to the crew notice board and started
crossing out names on the crewroster sheet and rearranging them.
Everyone in the Drive room watched the woman who had just burst in and
hadn’t introduced herself change everyones jobs.
“You’ve all been under the command of that big softy Captain Niples for too
long, I’m changing everyone’s jobs to shake you up and keep you on your
toes. You will thank me for this someday too as you’ll all get a chance to
learn new skills you wouldn’t have in your previous jobs.”
People looked around at each other in confusion. “Surely you can’t do this!”
Said Alotta, who stood in front of a crowd of confused people.
Captain Hussain checked her crew profile report clipboard which had a small
(and very bad) passport photo of everyone on the BD crew.
“Ahhh, Alotta Chrysler. I have a very in-depth personnel report on you. Even
including that little incident at pre-school…. So I’d be quiet of I were
you.”
Alotta’s eyes widened in embarrassment and she kept quiet for the time
being.
“Hmmm, I see your Last name is that same as Helm officer Jay Chrysler. I
hope you two aren’t married, because that’s one of my many shipboard rules:
There will be absolutely NO romantic relationships on this ship. It is and
always shall be banned so that your attention will not be divided.”
She then knocked Alotta out of the way and used the communications console
to inform everyone of their new job changes.
“Alotta Chrysler will now be working in…” She checked a clipboard. “The
medi-bay.”
“Why did you announce that over the com? I’m stood RIGHT HERE!” Alotta
shouted.
“Oh yes, well you’d better run along. The medibay needs a new plastic
surgeon, I’ve seen lots of horrific sights around here. You look like you
might need a bit of a lip jpb dear. A tummy tuck wouldn’t go amiss either.”
Alotta was fuming.
“Now now, don’t give me that look. Just be glad that I didn’t make you in
charge of mopping up the sick!”
Alotta didn’t know what to say, her fists clenched and she stormed off. Sam
Hussain carried on announcing job changes.
“Miss Tara Cleavage is to train as a new helm officer and pilot.
Mr. White Wolf is now the head of sanitisation of the ore processing
facility. Theres lots of coal for him to scrub down there.
L’Ontar will take up position as the floor levelisation manager, checking
room by room that every floor on this ship is level.
Dean Thomas is the new… hull refurbishment officer. (in charge of painting
the ship).
Jay Chrysler is now our emergency medical assistant, he will work very
closely with… a Dr. Charles Keto and provide transport to anyone in Starbug
range who needs medical assistance.”
Even though they were hundreds of miles away surrounded by a vacuum, some
thought they could still hear Jay shout
“Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
<OOC-I’m sorry I couldn’t come up with a new job for everyone, if you’re not
currently stopping robots from invading Earth then please join in on the
ship. Imagine the job you or your character would hate doing and have an
argument with the new Captain because she’s making you do it. I’m hoping
everyone can develop a healthy hatred of her!>
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