- More than meets the eye

Who:- The Crewbies
Where;- Swiss Alps
Snip
The Huge hamster immediately dashed over, and asked, "What did you
see?"
"Oh, just Ms. Blacktights Eviler looking punk rocker sister carrying
a Mark V planet buster gun, that's all..." replied Havoc.
Snip
Blacktights raised the planet buster gun, aiming directly at Keto's
cranium. She pulled the trigger, sending a wave of energy soaring
towards Ketos face, Havoc grabbed him by the arm, pulling him to the
ground, just seconds before the energy wave blasted a hole in the
nearest wall.
"Now WHY did ya' have to go and do that?!" Jay asked Havoc,
genuinley confused.
Perhaps Mr Chrysler, Major Havoc here see's my true value to the
crew"
"Nah" said Havoc "I just didnt want to get covered in your entrails."
He was silenced by another blast form Ms. blacktight's weapon
impacting the concrete inches from his skull.
"What I wouldnt give for my Plebe super-powers now!" Jay yelled
above the gunfire, struggling to load a magazine into his weapon.
Tara had managed to crawl to the nearest 'mystery door', and pulled
it open tosheild behind it, ignoring the fact that it could be
anything from Kermit to Will Young behind it.
As a matter off act it was Marilyn Manson. He leapt from the door,
into the corridor and inot the eyelin of Ms Blacktights, thier eyes
met, and before anyone knew what was happening Manson and
Blacktights were skipping hand in hand down the corridor.
"Well..." said Dean "That was...unexpected."
"Come on" siad White Wolf "one of theses doors has to be the control
room....
Snip
He radioed to the castle crew "Jay, if you can read me, I've just
engaged several bots. Will try to find out where the flick they are
coming from and then give them a "napalm eneamae"(sod spelling).
Problem : May be delayed to meeting u guys. Just send up a flare and
I'll fly back ASAP. Out!"
end Snip
"What was that Jay?" asked White Wolf as Jay folded his mobile and
slipped it back in his pocket.
"Huh?..oh..um nothing.."
"Fair enough"
"Just curious...do we have any emergency flares?"
"No why?!"
"No reason."
It had been about an hour since the first 'door opening' the crew
had fought off muppets, robots and even an army of 'H' from Steps
clones...Jay in particular enjoyed shooting the living crap out of
them.
Dean, who was always slow to learn opened another door.
Everyone readied their weapons, expecting a hoard of Tinky winky's
or Geri Halliwells to consume the corridor. Instead what greeted
themwas a room ful of computer banks, of the same design as the one
they'd encounered aboard the Pleb floating city.
"FINALLY!" Tara shouted, "now lets shut own those robots and get
outta here!"
She was interuppted by the ceiling caving in and a giant metal hand
tore through the ceiling.
"Oh look" said Jay "It's optimus prime"
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