Re: Escape from Buckingham

Where? :- Buck Palace, Exterior
Who? :- The royal entourage
Why? :- God has a grudge I think...
Time? :- Last Orders
<snip!>
"But Buckingham palace is a landmark of British pride and
patriotism, it
stands for honour, for things which are right, something that is,
has been
and will forever be the same...."
"Blow the flipping thing up already!" Shouted Steev.
<Snip!>
"Oh when you want something done..."
Steev leaned over and flicked the switch. The crew watched,
transfixed as the missiles flew in a lazy arc towards the symbol of
the British Monarchy. It was like time had slowed down. You could
see the trail of each individual projectile as they flew towards
their target. Finally...
*THUMP!*
A pause...
....
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
It would be raining pieces of spider and palace for weeks.
Then, the enormity of what had just happened sunk in. All eyes
turned to Steev. He thought as fast as he could...
"Weeeelll...that MIGHT have been a bit rash but..ummm..I have a
reason!"
No words were exchanged, just subtle little folding of arms,
sharpening of knives etc.
"Well," he continued, "Y'see those robots were....gonna commit
Regicide if I let them go! So...merely by aping the procedures of
the parallel universe Judges, who killed people before their crimes
are actually committed, I was...ummm...perfectly justified in blowing
the crap out of the palace."
<ummm..ooops? Tag!>

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