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OOC - Now you went and done it, Becca... You poxed our posting
initiative - Shame on you! :)
- Tim/WW
RPG -
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Who - White Wolf, and the Glued Crewbies (now that sounds like a bad
70's band...)
When - Just after Tara changed her mind about using a non lethal
grenade...
Where - Somewhere north of the south door... oh alright, Mr.
BlONDe... The Secret Plebian Robot base in the Alps.
----- Enter Snipazoid ------
"Rufus told me the blue prints for it he was gonna make one, but I
got there before him. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the RCF mark
1. Laser sighting, heat seeking missiles, flame thrower, silencer,
stabaliser, nitrogen cooling, plasma vents, expanded load capacity,
machine gun, pistols and shot gun. Now if you'll excuse me I have
some guards to dispatch. White Wolf, you still have any of those riot
packs from the Gelf thing ages ago"
"Urm, let me check..." WW pulled out several things from his cheek
pouches, acme hole in the floors, carrots, ak-47, riot pack... "Ahhh,
here we go Tara" He handed her the soggy pack.
Tara gingerly opened it and pulled out a glue grenade. She pulled out
the pin with her teeth and stepped into the corridoor. Then stopped
she couldn't kill these people... 9.... they looked so real...7...
they would have friends and robotic lovers.... 5.... she thought
about how she felt when she lost Phil... 3.... A sob escaped her
mouth..
"Throw the grenade!" Keto yelled backing off with the others
"Huh?" said Tara being jolted from her thoughts ... 1....
*Boom"
*Squelch*
"Nice one Cleavage, remind me to demote you"
----- Exit Snipazoid ------
"That would entail finding a job even more disliked than working with
you, Dr." Remarked Havoc while shaking off some of the excess glue.
"Now that would really be difficult." said the glue coated Jay, who
paused to stare over at the huge hamster, who didn't have a drop of
on him walking by him to peek around the corner.
A few random shots plastered the wall behind the overgrown hamster,
followed by a "Advance!" and a "Jawohl, herr Colonel!" being yelled
by the bots around the corner.
"Somehow, I don't think they were impressed by Nurse cleavages show
of bravado." Said Keto, while the overgrown hamster pulled his head
back to over getting shot.
"Mr. Cerebrum would you hand me the carrots on the floor there?" Said
the huge hamster.
"I can't believe you think this the appropriate time for a snack!
We're stuck in a corrider with enemies on either side of us."
interuppted Keto as Cerebrum picked up two carrots and handed them to
the large hamster.
The huge hamster quickly tossed one of the carrots around the corner
and down the hallway at the bots, which was quickly followed a loud
crash.
The huge hamster looked around the corner and then pulled his head
back while grinning from ear to ear and remarking, "Have a carrot
doctor, while the Colonel & his friends take a few moments relearning
how to move in formation after tripping over each other like that.
Ok, everybody follow me this way..."
The huge hamster quickly darted accross the T-junction in which the
clumsy German guardbots were down one end of, and waved everyone to
follow him to the continution beyond. With a little reluctance, the
rest of the crewbies followed him darting accross one by one. Wd-40
brought up the rear of the line while hauling the glue encased Tara.
The rotund hamster started moving again, and tried a door he found,
while ordering Havoc who was following immediately behind him, "You
keep going, and check the next door - that control room has gotta be
somewhere. We just need to find it before we get caught..."
Havoc ran ahead, and came upon a door marked 'empty room' and quickly
openned it. He glanced inside, it was empty alright.
Wd-40, Tara & Jay moved on to the next two doors, Jay took the first
one, and found it locked. Wd-40 paused for a moment when he read the
doors title 'Storeroom for the Nauseatingly Cute' then opened it, and
looked in.
"Oh my." Said Wd-40 in awe.
"What is it?" said Cerebrum, as he made it up to the door, then
looked in, and froze a state of wide eyed shock.
"Hello, would be our friend?" said a high pitched voice coming from
inside the room.
"Anyone got any cats?" Said another voice emanating from the room.
White Wolf & Chrysler ran up to the door and looked
inside, "Muppets!" Yelled Jay quickly trying to push the door closed,
as a brown furred hand came over the edge and a ALF shaped head poked
out and asked White Wolf, "Say, don't I recognise you?"
"NO!" replied the huge hamster, quickly placing his paw on ALF's face
and shoving him back inside the room, as Jay slammed the door shut.
"Wow! If that's in that room, I wonder what's in this room?" Said
Havoc standing next to Keto as he was beginning to open another door
marked 'Danger! Do not open!'.
"No - Havoc make him stop!" Yelled the overgrown hamster trying to
run and stop him. Too Late! As Keto already opened the door, and
began looking at what was inside, then let out a gurgling half scream
and fainted.
Havoc watching the Dr. flop to the floor, looked in and screwed up
his face in disgust, and said "And I thought seeing Dean in the buff
already today was bad..."
White Wolf slid to a stop next to the door, glanced in and
remarked, "So that's where Major Harris's nude Ernst Borgnine photo
collection disappeared to.", Before shutting the door and locking it.
[I sense a hostile mental presence approaching.] telepathed the
Appendix.
"How can that be? This place is supposed to be filled with robots.",
Said a confused looking Dean, "Unless that missile brought a Plebian
with it..."
"Which way is it coming from?" Demanded Jay.
The Appendix jiggled and shrugged, then telepathed, [That way.]
"Ahhh... I don't think that helps us." replies Havoc.
"MMMMmmmmph" Said Tara who was still encased in glue, and trying to
translate.
"Move her over by Keto & Cerebrum, maybe the fumes from the her glue
will help snap them out of it." Remarked Jay.
Wd-40 Obligated by pulling Keto closer, and Suddenly there was a
noise up ahead, just around the corner.
Havoc carefully approached it, as a voice called out, "You might as
well give yourselves up, your surrounded!". Havoc risked a quick look
around the corner, then groaned and slid down to the floor.
The Huge hamster immediately dashed over, and asked, "What did you
see?"
"Oh, just Ms. Blacktights Eviler looking punk rocker sister carrying
a Mark V planet buster gun, that's all..." replied Havoc.
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