I'm blue - SO WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Kayn
Parrots Bar
Cannae see the clock sir!
 
Kayn was not an aloholic. This was because of the very strict drinking laws on Ganymede where he was raised. Also the fact that he was only seventeen and had the worlds most annoying voice meant he was frequently thrown out of every night club, bar, pub, party, and other regular drinking areas as soon as he was spotted
 
He was currently enjoying himself with Zack and Steev. Whilst chugging down his third whisky his mind turned to revenge. He'd get it in the end against Steev for the blue hair dye and Zack for the smurf comments. (Note, smurfs have blue skin and most have no hair)
 
His mind raced with alcohol, revenge, screams of fury and many other strange emotions. For the first time in his short time, Kayn was enjoying himself socially.
 
Kayn walked up to the bar and bought himself an Irish Coffee (As if you were expecting anything else from Kayn!!!) and drunk it in one - which could scald the tongue of someone less used to hot drinks
 
"Why do you like hot drinks sooooo much" asked a slightly tipsy Zack when Kayn got back to the table
"Thier a source of caffene" Kayn said before he collapsed.
 
Kayn
Dream Sequence
Does it matter what the time is?
 
Kayn was inside a mock exam...THE HORROR. It was an English exam - and the question was on a terrible set of poems from halfway accross the galaxy. He sat down, took out his pen, which broke, and slumped in his seat. Five minutes left came the call from one of the academy proffesors. Kayn looked at his question paper which turned into a question-encyclopedia-of-every-Yellow-Pages-that-ever-existed.
He wrote the only acceptable answer to these questions - "I am a Fsih" (yes the spelling is meant to be like that)
 
Kayn
Engineering
8:40 AM the morning after
 
Kayn cried out a bloodcurdling scream "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and woke up inside a laundry basket in engineering.
 
He saw a bottle of domestos in front of him.
His hair was going to be blue and bleached for a LONG time to come
 
May as well get back to work. Kayn crawled up to the drive room, passing a lot of security guards that called him Smurf, or started whistling certain Eifell65 songs...
 
Steev and Zack would die...
 
THE PLAN + Flan
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ETC of 7 months as usual
 
Keep on taking the mick out of Kayn's hair
 
Well...I will be finishing my GCSE mocks tommorow...god they are becomming a pain in the ...
 
Moving swiftly on...the following characters will be involved directly in the plan
 
Harris, Zack, Steev, Smegg, James, Nipels, Cannon, Kayn, Lloyd, Drusilla, Doom, Efof, Deathwish, Whitewolf, Phil, Donover and an expendable member of the crew, wearing a red suit and guarunteed to die like on Star Trek... And you have all been warned!
 
Good Luck with life
 
Oh...
To make sure it does not overboil, poke the flan every five minutes.