Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Secret Robot Factory - II

Who:-....too many to keep typing   
Where:- Missile site   
 
snip:-
Jay started bashing his head off a wall, why did he have to use sarcasm? It was totally wasted on these guys.End snip
 
another snip:-
 "Cleavage," he called, "I want a word with you about abandoning your department head on a planet full of...killer...robots..."  Keto's voice trailed off as a spider bot mounted the dune not ten metres from where he was striding.  "...although possibly said word can wait!" rephrased Keto, and hastened toward where the others were standing, guns aready.End of other snip
 
"One of these new arrivals is welcome, one isnt!" said Jay
"Guess which?" he added, smirking at Keto.
Jay soon stopped trying to annoy Keto as a shot from the Plebe robots that had appeared from nowhere, landed in the spot he'ed been stood seconds before.
Havoc took a shot, blowing a leg off the nearest robot, but it only served to slow it down, it kept limping forward, toward the crowd of Blue Dwarf crewbies. (its a word honest!)
The robot suddenely had a large hole through what could only be described as its head. And it fell to the floor.
"I was right!" said the inflated hamster, clutching a smoking sniper rifle "the head houses the main CPU.. "
"We can't fight all of em!" Tara yelled
She was probably right, they were outnumbered 5 to one, more than that really if you considered the fact that the group also contained a money hungry psychiatrist with the moral fibre of a dead hedgehog, a mechanoid designed for sanitation duties, and Dr. Keto....no more needs to be said about him.
Jay was struggling to fire shots with onhe hand while holding his communicator with the other, practically screaming into it "PHIL!!!!!" he yelled, just before ducking to avoid a shot from Dean into a spider that had snuck up on him from behind "PICK UP!! NOW!!!!!"
Jay got no response. And wasn't going to either as a shot from a robot blasted his mobile into thousands of small plastic shards.
"HEY!....my wife bought me that!" He aid, spinning and laying a few shots into the robots body housing and chuckled maniacally as it fell to the floor where it burst into flames.
"Did you get the message through to Phil?!" White Wolf asked, shouting above the weapons fire.
"Hopefully!" Jay said "either that or,   well...you got any dry cleaning?!"
 
 
 
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----- Original Message -----
From: Chris Allan
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, March 30, 2002 2:43 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Secret Robot Factory - II
<SNIP>In order to accomplish this, they'rebuilding a secret, giant robot factory and headquarters on top of a mountain in the alps, accessible only by a heavily guarded gondola that would be suicide to attack, and an air duct that's defensless. On the inside, they're using many means of defense, including pop-up turrets, laser claymores, poison gas and pools full of prinanhas. They're calling it, Operation: James Bond."<END SNIP>"Oh. Great." said Dean, sarcastically, whilst looking at the control panel."Why can't we just press this button? said Havoc, looking at a huge "Robot-Self-Destruct" Button."Because, tiny tiny brain." said Cerebrum, "Look closer.""What?" asked Havoc."Look at the label on it." sighed Tara."Oh." said Havoc. "Out of Order.""Well done, so, who's up for climbing up an endless ventilation duct?" asked Dean."I could do with a holiday." Jay replied."And at least there won't be any tourists." said WW."Ok, so, someone intend to set a course? Or are we just gonna sit here and have some tea?" said Jay, jumping up."Tea sounds good.""Oh yes.""Two sugars please.""A splash of milk.""Only if its organic."Jay started bashing his head off a wall, why did he have to use sarcasm? It was totally wasted on these guys.Dean "2 Sugars" Thomas<OOC: Short, but I thought it was mildly amusing>Madness Takes Its Toll, Please have Exact Change_________________________________________________________________Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.comThe continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.