OOC-New member, Ashley Blonde

Okey kokey pig in a pokey! Here's our newest member of the group who will play our dumb blonde sensor officer!
Welcome aboard Kirk :-)
 
Real name - KirkEmail address - MoriartyFL@...Character Name - Ashley the Blonde Sensor OperatorCharacter Gender - FemaleAge - 22Nationality - AmericanadianDesired Department - CommandDesired Job - Sensor OperatorPhysical AppearanceTo describe Ashley, she's apretty blonde woman, not terribly good at her job (I believe the archivesdescribe her as "dopey").  And, adding blonde and dopey generally results inpretty, but perhaps in a vacuous way.  I envision a dumb bunny, smacking ongum, not listening to the Captain's repeatedly frustrated orders of"Sensors?!  Status report!" because the computer screen is blipping in a newway, and knowing that she -should- be concentrating on that, but she justcan't get that damn song out of her head!  Oooh, thinking hurts.Personality and InterestsMaybe the physical description sort of pushed into this area.  It could befair to say her breasts are perfect, but she is utterly unaware of this fact. Wait, that's definitely physical!  Umm, her hobbies include looking atpretty things, getting confused, that sort of thing.  Ashley can't handlebeing talked at or to by more than one person at a time.  She's verysingle-minded, and generally her job or duty can't take priority to whateveris the most attention-getting at the moment (say, a puppy, for instance, or amilkshake).  Much to the chagrin of Blue Dwarf's male crewmembers, she has avery low sexual drive, responding well to flattery because it's much nicerthan being yelled at for a job poorly done, but she just isn't interested inyou that way.HistoryWhy sensors?  Why the JMC?  Why anything?  She's just glad to be blonde rightnow, and thinks it's much more fun than being a brunette, though there IS aspecial on red hair dye right now...  Ashley did not go to a nice trainingacademy, will never take an officer's exam, never wants to take an examagain.  She actually thought she was going to a stenographer's institute,because typing is something she is good at, but somehow she wound up learningabout sensor readings and basic computer programming.  None of it stuck inher memory, so how did she graduate?  In the top 15% of her class or 8?That's a good question, damn it!  But the end result is the same - a degreein sensorship and a job on board the Blue Dwarf.  Though she doesn't care forspace travel, can't stand the smell of the ship, and wonders whateverhappened to her pet bunny.  Oh, that's a long story...  She had a whiterabbit as a child, but was afraid of it.  So afraid she would not touch itwithout thick leather fire-handling gloves.  Of course, the rabbit died oneday, but not before being sold to a rabbit farm or something, and Ashleylikes to believe it spent its few remaining years having sex all day long.
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