Hop(e) on board

Who : Phil/Pheonix, Tara, Jay
When : after the pehonix landed
Where : Desert somewhere
 
"Lets just say i don't want that DEMON ship near me anymore...I read Christine you know...""What?..."
 
-- end flashback ---
 
"Jay, just get on board now..."
 
Tara looked at Jay..."That is really sick you know..."
 
Jay looked surprised...."What do you mean? What you talking about?"
 
"Makijng the voice of the Pheonix sound like Phil...."
 
"I didn't do anything..Prehpaes it was him..." said Jay indicating the rapidly reatreating form of the mecahnic who was shouting things like "possed craft of stansa left buttock...." or something like that...
 
"Look, will u two get on board NOW!" Phil practically shouted at them,  which thanks to the Pheonix's speaker system sounded like a Motorhead concert being turned up to 11.
 
Jay slowley got into the Pheonix and looked around. Noone was there. Tara folowed as well...."I mean it Chrysler, you can be sick. Playing Phil's voice...."
 
"Tara, you should sit down..." said Phil
 
"You doing it again Jay!"
 
Jay cried out..."IT's NOT ME!""""
 
At that moment "CAPTAIN SEYMOUR F. NIPLES IS NO LONGER IN COMMAND OF THE J.M.C BLUE DWARF. I AM DECLARING SHIPWIDE SHORE LEAVE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE."
 
There was a stunned silence, which Phil broke..."Bugger me, we have a hamster for a captain now..."
 
"It IS you isn't it Phil?" asked Jay...hope creaping into his voice
 
"Yes.. it's me.....Not sure how, but it is...."
 
There was a thud....
 
Tara had fainted.....
 
<<jay or Tara?>
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