the secound day in the life of

OOC: well the last one was just before the action I thought I sent it but I hit send later instead of send now.  ok well than off to what I was going to do.
When: Shortly after the smegheaded general canned the captain
where: somewhere on the ship Ray isn't quite sure
who: Ray and about four crewmen
      Ray listening to the announcement nearly spilled his coffee and than recognized the generals voice and headed for parrots bar.
      
---Drive Room---
      Suddenly Ray burst in looking around but as soon as he recognized that the General wasn't their he reversed direction and headed out again.  "Holly where is the smeg head?"
"in his qua..."
"not that one the one with all the awards.  The one who just tried to can the captain"
"oh you mean that smeg head.  He is waiting for his pilot in the shuttle bay."  
"thanks holl."
---Shuttle bay---
      Ray entered with three Crewmen and the General's pilot, tied up so he wouldn't get in trouble, The crew men were carrying a long round something...well two round somethings raped up in another sorta round thing.  Ray than walked up to the General and grined.  
"Mr. General sir.  You are a smeg head."
"WHAT!"
"You probably want to can me right now."
"You bet I do.  In fact you can consider yourself canned."
"Sorry sir. You can't do that."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T DO THAT!"
"I owe them to much money."
"oh God you are the smeg head who refuses to die in any of those crashes."
"yep.  So if you can me JMC will go into debt.  you wouldn't want that."
"so what did you want to tell me."
"I just wanted to give you a proper send off."
"really?" the general looked suspicious
"you can release his pilot now." The pilot once released from his bonds shook hands with the one crewman who had a free hand and waved to the others and jumped into the shiny ship.  Ray than looked at the other two crewmen and nodded.  They began to unravel the banner they had been carrying.  Once it was unraveled the shuttle bay tech were heard to be snickering quietly and the General looked to be fuming.  It read "General Anders is a total Smeg Head". Ray would have tried to think up something more cunning but he had been in a hurry.  
"Do you know the penalty for describing a superior officer as a smeg head?" said the general looking like he was going to kill someone.
"yes.  but that involves a pay cut.  You can't do that without endangering the financial stability of the sol system."
The General than turned to go and Ray took the banner from the crewmen and headed off to get a new cup of coffee.

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