Wd-40 shows the hamster how to *really* play golf!

RPG -
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Who: White Wolf hamster idiot extraordaire, & Wd-40.
When: Just after WW lost yet another round of Othello to Wd-40.
Where: WW's Office.
"According to my calculations sir, you now owe me a half years worth
of butlering work, with this lose, would you please reconsider sir?"
While shaking his head in disbelief, the six foot one inch hamster
got up and went over to his small kitchenette and put some lettuce in
a salad bowl and grabbed a fork, before returning back to the desk
where WD-40 was sitting accross from him over a Othello game board.
"Would you hand me that bottle of Keto's Ointment number 92 over
there?" Said the hamster as he began to sit back down while motion to
a bottle off to Wd-40's right.
WD-40 handed the huge hamster the indicated little bottle of green
fluid.
As White Wolf opened it and shooked out some of the contents onto his
salad & stabbed some the lettuce with a fork and raised the fork to
his mouth, WD-40 jumped up and quickly grabbed his paw in mid motion
and demanded "There's no need resort to suicide, sir. I renouce our
wager!"
"Huh?!?" Said the dumbfounded hamster, then suddenly catching on,
Said "oh, there's no need to worry. This ointment number 92 is just
vinegar. I've been using ever since Keto prescribed it as a De-
Hamsterfication ointment. I've had a great supply of salad dressing
because of it. So sorry, your not getting out of our wager, unless
you want to go double of nothing for another game."
"You've already lost so many times sir." Whined Wd-40.
"Ok, let's try another game then." replied the hamster between
munches of his salad pausing for a moment, and then said, "I got it!
We'll play a gentlemen's sport - Golf!"
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Sometime later, after the huge hamster & mechaniod converted part of
the landing bay into a golf course.
The huge hamster looked through the binoculars at the first hole's
green as Wd-40 Tee'd off, and asked "Say, Isn't that Grabby over
there on the first green?"
Wd-40 called,"Fore!" while he swung his club and sent the golf ball
sailing into the distance. Then WD-40 used telescopic eyes to look
and replied, "Why yes Sir, I believe that is him. And he seems to be
fiddling with something that looks like a palm pilot. Perhaps he's
trying to use the probablity shifting device he stole from Dr.
Cerebrum."
As both watched, Wd-40's golf clocked Grabby on the head causing him
fell to the ground, and dropping the little handheld computer causing
it to bounce three times before landing face up.
"Well, you might have to take a stroke for that." commented the huge
hamster.
As the little handheld computer sat face up on the green, it's screen
omniously flashed, "Probability Shift initiating...".
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Meanwhile, back on Plebe. Shakespeare and Trisees finally get aboard
the ship and close the door, suddenly a Stargate appears in front of
the little ship just before it flys through it.
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Suddenly, the Blue Dwarf landing bay was filled with the loud roar of
a ship flying out of stargate that appeared just beyond the first
green quickly followed by a huge mechanical monstrosity that for lack
of a better description was the Plebian bot's 'Motherbot' crashing to
the landing bays floor.
The little ship was being piloted by Wildflower, who was suddenly
wrenching the flightstick trying to make it do a mid air U turn so it
wouldn't hit the backwall of the BD's landing bay. The little ship
hull screeched loudly as it scraped against the landing bay ceiling
and flew upside down for a several second before executing a barrel
roll and crazily trying to level out before striking and severing
the tether to White Wolf's little ship hanging above.
As White Wolf's little ship fell, the arrowhead like ship turned
pointy side down, slammed into the Plebian Motherbot going all the
way through it the monstrous bot, and embedding itself point first
into the landing bay floor. The Plebian Motherbot developed several
dozen arcing sparks, and starting shaking erractically, before
finally exploding apart in greenish fireball.
In the explosions shockwave, Wildflower wildly spun the little ship
around, and swung it towards the ground landing on the landing gear
with a loud >THUMP<. As one of wheels rolled to a stop, it bumped
into Wd-40's golf ball and knocked it into the first green's cup.
The huge hamster sounded impressed as he commented, "A hole in one! I
certainly ain't going to beat you if keep playing like that WD..."
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OOC - I hope you don't mind my contribution Sean, the inspiration
just hit me!
- WW