Revised Post - Cerebrum and Phil

"Ah, Evil Phil," Cerebrum stated to Phil as he came to, "I have heard somuch about you. Tell me, why are you so evil?"-----------
"First of my name is Phil , Phil Febuggure, you cretin..It's only you stupid simpletons that have labeled me with the Evil tag."
 
"Well, you have to admit, your actions are Evil. With a Capital 'E'.."
 
"Evil vs Good. They are just differnt points of view."
 
"Hmmm. Tell me about your mother."
 
"I killed her."
 
"I see"
 
"BTW. You know those missles/bombs in the hanger bay over there?" said Phil indicating with his head...
 
"Yes..Why?"
 
"Well smarty pants, I'm the only sodder who can arm them. And as they are to be used to destroy the plebian misslie , which i'm pretty sure is almost to the Sol System by now, I win either way. YOU can exaplain to Niples why his cheif of security is heading towards a padded cell. Why did you capture me anyway..."
 
Cerebrum quickly flicked his vision to Tara and then Back to Phil.
 
Phil started to laugh...."You mean...........aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh........(takes breath)....ahhhhhhhhhhhhaaahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!"
 
"What's so funny?" asked a perplxed Cerebrum.
 
"You...belived....her! And you call me mad...........She more fruity then a christmas pudding. She's more nuts then a packet of KP...Oh boy, I can't WAIT for Niples to find out about this......You let a mad woman convince YOU to attack and capture the chief of security, because ....I....that has to be the funnyest thing I have EVER heard..well apart from the one about the rabi and the dwarf...."
 
Phil started laughing again, tears running down his face. He eventualy managed to control himself and sat up as stariaght as possible.
 
With Tara looking away, fighting the tears, Phil leaned in close to Cerebrum
 
"I'll cut you a deal...If you let me go right now, I wont have Niples revoke your linscense okay?"
 
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