Back to the office

Who: Cerebrum, Tara
Where: The security office
 
"He's not here!" Cerebrum said, looking over the smoking remains of Phil's chair after it had been hit with his psych-tazer set to maximum power. "Holly? Where is he?"
 
"Who?" Holly responded, "Approximately half the crew is male-"
 
Holly was cut off as Cerebrum pulled a live ammunition pistol out of Phil's desk, and blasted the screen, then ran out into the hallway, and pointed the gun at the screen. "WHERE IS HE?" Cerebrum screamed again.
 
"He'sinthedockingbaywithJayChrysler!" Holly said, rapidly.
 
"Good. Back to my office!" Cerebrum shouted and took off towards his desk in the hall.
 
Half a minute later
"I've got just the thing here that'll let us capture Phil safely, I've been studying that alien technology, and I think I've got an idea how to get Evil Phil out," Cerebrum said, searching through one of his drawers, then pulling out four guns that resembled UZIs, complete with laser sights. "Here we go. The fully automatic tranquilizer gun. One of these suckers can tranquilize an entire herd of elephants in under two seconds."
 
"Why have you got guns like these in your desk?" Tara asked.
 
"You know who I deal with on a daily basis?"
 
"Who?"
 
"The crew of the JMC Blue Dwarf, that's who. Trust me, you want something like this for dealing with some members of this crew," Cerebrum said, strapping on a Kevlar vest. Then he handed two of the tranq-o-matics to Tara. "Take these and give me cover fire when we go after Phil."
 
Cerebrum racked his two tranq-o-matics. "It's time to show Evil Phil the power of the up-side of psychiatry," and ran off towards the docking bay.