Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Blimey! How\'d you do that Phil?

WhO: Dean, Armer and Olaf.
Where : The cell
When: After the bunk collapsed.
>>>SNIP
> "Anytime." groaned Olaf, before climbing onto the
> top bunk, which collapsed
> on top of Dean.
> "Some help would be appreiciated here!" shouted
> Dean, rather muffled...
>>>END SNIP
"I'm glad I didn't have the bunk now!" Armer said
grabbing Deans arm (that was sticking out of from
under Olaf) and pulling.
"Argggh! Stop that-you'll pull my arm off!"
"Um, Olaf? Would you mind standing up for a moment?"
Armer asked as nicely as possible.
"Ok, but only 'cos I was lying on something
uncomfortable." Olaf said standing up.
"Get him off me! get him off me!" Dean screamed as
the full weight of Olaf was concentrated on his large
hobnailed boots, which were in turn still on Dean.
"Uh, sorry" Olaf said (without much regret) stepping
off the unfortunate pilot. "You going to say
'thankyou'?"
"Thankyou" gasped Dean. Olaf turned towards Armer.
"thankyou" said Armer.
"Ok then" Olaf said lying down on the two mattressess
that used to be the bunk bed. Dean narrowly avoided
getting crushed again by rolling to the side.
"So, I guese we both get to sleep on the floor now."
Armer said, "What brings you here anyway"
"Evil Phill found me spying on him..." Dean said
looking around to see if Phill had returned. "you?"
"Oh, I'm here for a promotion." Armer said.
Dean gave Armer a strange look. "Wh-What?!"
"A promotion!" Armer said cheerfully. "If I survive
a weekend then I get to be an officer! I would have
had to have found a theif called grabby, but Phill
changed his mind..."
"Wh-What?!" Dean said horrified at thow stupid Armer
seemed to be at the moment, and at the thought of
Armer being an officer. "Are you drunk?"
"Only a bit" armer said, hurt, "I didn't imagine it-if
that is what you were insinuating."
"Was Phill drunk?" Dean asked-it seemed implausable
that even evil Phill would risk the chance of making
someone like Armer an officer.
"I don't think so." Armer said "Any chance of getting
beer in here?"
Dean didn't even bother answering he lay on the floor
and tried to get some sleep. Maybe he would get some
inspiration for escape in his sleep.
Armer couldn't get to sleep, the thought that he might
soon be an officer was too exiting.
<tag Dean>
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