Blimey! How'd you do that Phil?
<SNIP>
>Phil puushed Armer into the cell with Olaf and Dean.
>
>"Enjoy yourself fellas. BTW There's bean and cabbage soup for dinner, so
>enjoy..."
<END SNIP>
"Dean? I hear that yo..holy smeg! That's why the call him Olaf "12 inches"!"
said Armer, shocked.
"Yes," said Dean from out of sight behind olaf's bulk, "incredible isn't
it?"
"Well, provided you don't get a splinter from it."
"Well, thats true. I want to know how you get those things so big!" said
Dean, wondering how it happened.
"I hear their was a bicycle pump involved."
"You can use it on those things?"
"Apparently so. Though, the angry purple clolour is rather unnerving."
"Thats from the beetroot diet we had in here till you showed up."
"I'm still amazed at the sheer size of it though!"
"I know, incredible isn't it?" repeated Dean once more.
"It's just impossible! It has to be custom-made."
"One's those size usually are."
"Yeh, but who'd have thought? A foot long toothpick, it's just incredible!"
said Armer, in amazement.
<OOC: Those of you with dirty minds, you should be ashamed!>
"Light's out!" came the guards voice.
"Dean?"
"Yes?"
"Is that you?"
"No." came the booming reply. "It's the footer."
"Oh, terribly sorry, I was trying to find my bunk, is it the top or the
bottom?"
"The floor." came Dean's voice, "You came in late, best beds had been
nicked, sorry man."
"Hey! Wait a minute! This is against our rights! We can get out."
"No." said Phil. "You can't."
"Blimey, how'd you do that?" asked Armer.
"Don't ask, lets just say that I'm not doing it again, it's far to painful"
came EP's voice
"Ok, but why can't we?" asked Dean.
"yeh, get rid of these two flys." said Olaf.
"Gee, thanks." came Armer's sarky reply.
"Anytime." groaned Olaf, before climbing onto the top bunk, which collapsed
on top of Dean.
"Some help would be appreiciated here!" shouted Dean, rather muffled...
Dean "ARGH!" Thomas
Madness Takes Its Toll, Please have Exact Change
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