Like taking candy from a baby but in the Simpsons sense of the word
"WEll, that must be a record. Only 5 seconds..."
"WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT YOU FOLLISH SNIFFER OF MUPPET'S UNDERAMS.."
Phil leant over the desk and grabbed Doom by the collor. "Listen you stupid
eletctric donkey bitter. I've only been in this job for 5 seconds and
already I have had a theif go missing, and some one who we'd all though had
buggered off the ship is now asking ME stupid questions about the
applocalype. I do NOT submit, because I have SEEN the appcalypes and belive
me, you would NOT want to see that repeated here, IF YOU KEEP ON ASKING ME
STUPID QUESTIONS. ARE WE UNDERSTOOD MISTER AND STAND TO ATTENTION WHEN YOU
ADDRESS A SENIOR OFFICER........"
Phil let go of Doom, who was quite impressed by his bosses outburst.
"I SHALL TAKE THAT AS AN AFFIRMATION OF YOUR LOYTALY. IS IS NOW YOUR TURN TO
COMMAND ME..."
"Exccelnt, " Said Phil, sitting down. "I need you to find a theif goes by
the MO of Grabby. He is to be taken alive and unharmed. Yes i know that for
the security department on this ship what I just said is like asking for a
pork sausage at a jewish wedding, but just make sure it happens. Dismissed."
Doom marched solemly out he grumbled to himself as he did so, "ALIVE ALIVE
THEY SAY" Doom wasn't happy he knew DEATH was the only way out of this
miserable existance. To have to take someone alive was like asking England
to win a test series in cricket, in a word unatural. Doom sighed "MAYBE HE
WILL SUBMIT AFTER HE HAS BEEN QUESTIONED,
THEN...THEN I WILL SEND HIM SCREAMING TO HIS DOOM IN THE INFERNAL TORMENTS
OF THE GREAT RIGHT TESTICAL OF THE INFERNAL DEAMON OF THE 16th NETHERWORLD
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Doom rounded the corner and came found Jay and Alota having a conversation.
Doom lept forward without delay. "HAVE YOU SEEN THE THIEF THAT I NUST JUDGE
ACCORDING TO THE BOSS. TALK NOW OR FACE ETERNAL SUFFERING IN THE GREAT SOFA
OF THE 5TH STUDIO OF THE 16TH PLAIN OF HELLISH EDITIONS OF PSEUDO-VOYERISTIC
REALLITY SHOWS LIKE THAT SMEGGING BIG BROTHER MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Doom stared at Jay who looked decidedly worried at Phil's mention. "YOU
HAVE A PROBLEM MORTAL...? WELL SPEAK UP THE HORDES OF HELL WILL ONLY BE HELD
BACK FOR SO LONG!!!!"
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