Attack of the Random Poster.....

OOC:I've given up trying to make sense of plot lines
and this list is like a complicated movie you blink
and you don't know whats going on :). So here's my
post that has nothing to do with anything.
Sgt. Katy Roskev
Security
"We are the pirates who don't do anything we just sit
at home and lie around...and if you ask us to do
anything...we just tell you....we don't do
annnythinggg..." Roskev sang as she walked the
corridors of Blue Dwarf. Seeing a dwarf trying to
reach a dumwaiter, she gave him a helpful toss and
continued on her way.
And for some reason the next door she went through was
a wide hole with a small foot bridge going across.
She put one hand over her eyes and while pretending
she was taking a roadside acohol test, she walked to
the other side. And found herself in a hallway again.
Suddenly the evil dogs from Resident evil came out of
nowhere and roskev quickly pulled out her sidearm and
blasted them. Carefully stepping over evil dog mess
she continued but made the note to tell housekeeping
about the mess....anyomously of course.
She went into the lower levels, never before seen with
human eyes. She brought out a machete and started to
hack her way through the jungle that appeared in front
of her. Suddenly a clearing was in sight, along with a
large door with strange symbols on it.
Roskev felt sure they must be very wise and ancient
lettering though she could not read the lang.
She pushed at the door and it opened
(turns out the lettering said "push and the door will
open)
And she saw three studly men, she quickly leapted into
the chair provided. One guy started rubbing her feet
the other two waving palms.
OOC:any sense this post made was entirely by accident. :).
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