yeh..ok...OUCH!

Who:- Tara, Jay and his now slightly LESS beloved wife!......
Where:- shuttlebay
When:- after said ladies beat Jay to the ground!
Snip
The Pheonix touched down and Jay walked out with the 6 foot sword
that Evil Jay had had. Tara nodded to Alota and Alota nodded back,
they both ran forwards and knoced Jay over and all the wind out of
him. Tara raised the gun above her head to smash it down on Jay.....
end snip
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF SMEG ARE YOU DOING?!" Jay said, in a somewhat
higher octave than usual.
"It's me! the real Jay,...the better looking one." he protested.
"How can we be sure?..." Tara said, it's not like a DNA test would
prove anything.
"Tara come on, surely you know me well enough.."
Tara wasn't thinking rationally, she'ed left any hope of that behind
on Plebe.
"I....I....dont..." she babbled, still in shock.
"Alright, ask me something only the REAL Jay would know, anything at
all"
Alota thought for a second, so did Tara and remained silent.
"SMEGGIN HELL!" shouted Jay threoiing his arms in the air, then
quickly giving up that idea with his bad arm.
"Alright....Alota......." he leant forward and whispered something in
Alotas ear. Her eyes widened and she smiled, "It's him!" she said,
and threw her arms around him, "How can you be so sure?" Tara asked..
"Trust me...only Jay would know that....or...he's been spreading
stuff around the ship that he WILL die for!"
"Has a course been set after the missile yet?" asked Jay
"Yeah" replied his wife "were chasing it now"
"The Phoenix is the only ship on board fast enough to keep up with
it" Said Jay "At least since......'something' happened to the space
eagle"
"That something was YOU if I remember rightly!" Tara piped in
"You dont have to bring that up Tara..." Jay said, he looked over to
the wreckage of the Space Eagle.
"hmm....."
"Hmm? Hmm what?"
"just an idea..."
<Onion, I'm FINALLY gonna do what I said I would AAAAAGGGGGEEEES ago!
what better excuse! and Phil , yes I will still do your little favour
too!>
----- Original Message -----
From: Exxbang@...
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Monday, February 25, 2002 9:16 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] ATTACK!!!!!..... no wait.... oops, wrong
person, sorry..... MEDIC!
Who: Tara, Alota, Jay
Where: Shuttle Bay
When: Well dur...
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Tara was walking down the steps of a shuttle with several people
following behind her, Alota at the back of the line. Tara suddenly
stopped and started having a fit of hysterics. The person behind Tara
bumped into her, the person behind them bumped into them and so on
creating a whole domino effect
"ALOTA!" Tara screamed. There were grumbles of 'stupid mare'
and 'what the hell is wrong now'
"You muppet Tara, keep moving!" Alota said to Tara. Tara jumped the
last few steps and waited at the bottom, wringing her hands and
moving from foot to foot like some sort of new dance craze. Alota
hadn't come down the last few steps when Tara pounced and said
"Jay, is on the plannet!" Tara looked Alota straight in the eye
"Yea, so. We left the Pheonix for him" Alota compleatly failed to see
Tara's point
"BUT EVIL JAY IS DOWN THERE TOO!" The news slowly sunk into Alota's
head
"Oh My God...." Tara ran to the weapons locker and grabbed two
bazukoids, throwing one to Alota "We'll ambush him when him gets out
of the shuttle, if its Evil Jay attack, if not then don't" Alota
nodded in agreement
----passingness of timeingness----
The Pheonix touched down and Jay walked out with the 6 foot sword
that Evil Jay had had. Tara nodded to Alota and Alota nodded back,
they both ran forwards and knoced Jay over and all the wind out of
him. Tara raised the gun above her head to smash it down on Jay.....
<Tag>
OOC- *Steps up to the podium, unravels a piece of paper a mile long*
Thank you.... *hears snoring* Hey I havn't even started yet, I havn't
even got to the bit about..... *hears groans from audiance* Ok, ok, I
get the message *Takes award and walks of the stage*
Thank You so much
:D
ok, thats it.... no, really.... o:)
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