SHOWDOWN

Who:- Jay, Evil Jay
Where:- Plebe forests.
Jay dived into the shrubbery, a gust of wind blew past seconds later,
he had evaded his counterpart, for now, but he knew he wpuldnt stay
away from the base camp for long, and go after Tara again.
Jay waited til he was sure Evil Jay had gone and emerged from his
hiding place. He heaed back toward the camp but stopped in his
tracks.
Over his head, several Starbigs, Blue Midgets and even the Valkyrie
flew past, no doubt heading back to the ship.
"You gotta be kidding me" Chrysler said out loud to noone in
particular.
He broke into a high-speed run again and went back to where the
campsite had been, in the hopes that someone had left some radio
equipment behind.
He skidded to a halt at the campsite, leaving yet more scorch marks
in the ground, THANK GOD they'd left the PHoenix behind for him. He
walked over, relived.
"Dear Jay" came a familar voice.
Evil Jay emerged from around the other side of the shuttle, reading a
note
"We have returned to the Blue Dwarf, Captain Niples has given the
order to pursue the Pleb missile, catch up as soon as you can, come
home safe honey, all my love alota xx"
Evil Jay looked up, throwing the note on the ground.
"Makes you sick doesnt it"
Jay said nothing just stared at the psychopath, through narrowed eyes.
"You realise of course you're never going to see her again" said Evil
Chrysler, running his fingers along the blade of his sword.
Jay still remained silent
"Now heres the deal, you fly me back to the Blue Dwarf, and I might
just spare YOU'RE life, although I cant promise the same for you're
beloved, and certainly not Cleavage"
"Why would I wanna do that?"
"Its not a tough choice Chrysler," replied Evil Jay "You eithe rfly
me back to the Dwarf or I kill you right here right now and fly back
alone"
"You're bluffing"
"What makes you say that"
"You CANT fly, you're the cheif of security on Red Dwarf, well you
were until we blew it outta the sky"
"What a security officer cant have a pilots license?"
"Vanessa was the pilot in your dimension, if you didnt NEED me to
fly, you would have ALREADY killed me"
"Too bad" said Evil Jay "We could have done this the easy way but you
had to be the hero, when they realise you havent come back, do you
REALLY think Alota will sit back and not send a search party back for
you?"
"Shit.....Didnt think of that"
Evil Jay lunged at Jay, who dived out of the way, causing Evil Jays
sword to hit the soil, slicing through tree roots.
HE pulled it out and swung again, but Jay had gone.
"Coward" he mumbled "COME OUT HERE AND DIE LIKE A MAN CHRYSLER!"
He was thrown forward by Jay colliding with his back, who proceeded
to pick up his sword, and then slice a 7 inch gouge in his own arm.
"YEOUCH!" he yelled "Damn man...thats sharp!" he whinged, ripping the
sleeve off his uniform to try and use it to stem the bleeding. Evil
Jay once again had the blade, and riased it above his head, as he was
reknowned for doing.
"By the way" Jay said
Evil Jay confused asked "What?"
"SMILE!" Jay tapped a sequence of keys on his communicator and the
Phoenix rose up on its legs, and aimed both Gatling guns at Evil Jay.
"Nighty night!" Jay siad, and pushed a final button, triggering the
guns, they pounded several hundred bullets into Jays chest, each one
ripping through his flesh, staggering back Evil Jay stared at Jay in
a way that sent shivers through his spine, before falling backwards
and laying still.
Jay stood, walked over to the still body of his evil counterpart and
kicked him in the ribs, Dead.
At least he hoped so, thats what he thought last time around,
He picked up the sword as a souvenier, and climbed into the cockpit
of the Phoenix .
"Kelly" he said to the onboard computer, while pulling out a roll of
bandage from the first aid kit for his arm, "Can you track down the
Dwarf?"
"coordiantes on screen Jay" came the digitised voice of Kelly.
Jay sat in the pilots seat and lifted off, ready to rejoin the crew.