take it back to the shop honey,,its missing a piece, the title......bloody MFI..

Who:- Pretty much the whole crew
Where:- THe campsite
Jay leapt out of the shuttle,and broke into a run before he'ed even
hit the floor, drawing his gun he ran sideways, firing off shots in
all directions, although he had difficulty aiming with the speed he
was moving, although he still managed to take out a few of the
hovering robots. A Bazzoikoid shot skimmed across in front of him,
making him stop suddenly, lean backwards and skid across the ground,
getting caked in mud in the process. He looked over to where the shot
had come from.
"TARA?!" he yelled "what the hell are you doing?"
"Jay?" she asked, confused "That you?"
"Of course its smegging me!"
"I just thought that....oh god I'm sorry!"
"Thought..." he rolled avoiding a pleb cannon blast from a robot,
which Alota then blasted from the sky before teleporting to the air
above one of the 'bots and landing on it, where she began ripping its
inner circuitry out "HEh..my wife, true style" he tunred back to
Tara, "Thought what?" he shouted over the confusion of the battle.
"I thought you were Evil Jay"
"Tara he's dead"
"Thats what I thought too, but he and Evil Phil.."
"Tara" Jay said giving her a concerned look,genuinley worried about
his friend.
"You have to belive me!" she said, emotion filling her voice.
"Look, Tara lets discuss this later" he said and darted over to one
of the Blue Midgets nearby, he followed in Efof's example, raising up
on to its legs, lowering the machine guns and firing of round after
round of fire, Kayn was circling overhead in the Plebian ship while
Ray and Dean where in the process of taking off in Starbugs.
The battle lasted several hours.
Bringing the shuttle into land Jay looked across the carnage of the
battle that had just ensued, a few robots were left, but were being
easily picked off by the security team. The majority of the crew had
escaped pleb-ification, some sadly wernt so lucky.
Out of the corner of his eye he saw someone aprroaching Rufus and
Amber.
Tara spun around as she heard the voice of Chrysler, Evil Jay hadnt
been hit by the plebe cannon as Dean had thought, his speed had saved
him from that fate, dodging out of the way literally nano-seconds
before "Drop the Bazookoid, or I turn these two into walking Kebabs"
Evil Jay had hold of bith Amber AND Rufus, and poised his sword over
their throats.
"Mother" they said in unison, almost lackin emotion "Do not
listen,protect yourself"
"NOOOO!" Tara screamed, tears streaming from her face,"leave my
babies ALONE!"
"Whats the matter did I hit a nerve?, no matter, I'l make sure you
dont feel anything ever again soon enough"
Tara dropped the Bazookoid. Alota ran across "Tara..."
"Oh the lovely Mrs Chrysler too, dont worry, I'm sure I can fit you
into my execution schedule" He turned to face Jay "AND THEN I'LL RID
YOU OF THAT ANNOYING THING YOU CALL LIFE!"
Jay turned, and ran, off into the distance.
"Coward" Evil Jay muttered, how is it that here in this dimension I
can be such a...wuss"
ALota was stunned, how could her husband just run off like that, she
knew SHED risk her life for him.
She was again taken by surprise as Evil Jay lunged forward dropping
his sword and saw Jay pinnig him to the gorund.
"But..but you ran away, in the opposite direction!"
"Planets are round hun!"
"you ran around the ENTIRE PLANET?!" Tara said stunned
"Not RAN entireley..I had to swim for a bit..."
Evil Jay threw him off. "WHY DO YOU CONSTANTLY INSIST ON SCREWING UP
MY PLANS?!"
Dean landed nearby.
"You want them, you take me out first" Jay said.
Evil Jay smiled "Gladly"
"DEAN!" Jay shouted "GET THEM OUTTA HERE!" pointing at the Cleavages
and Alota. Dean led the way into his shuttle and promptly took off
again. Jay and Evil Jay stood looking each other eye to eye. Jay ran,
off deep into the forest, pursued by Evil jay.
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@y..., "alotta5uk" <RON@c...> wrote:
> Who: Your jseting me right? You don't know?! How can you not
know!?
> When: As above
> Where: As Above
> Why?: I dunno
>
>
> <<Snip>>
> "SMEG!" shouted the entire group at once. Arriving in the shuittle
> bay, they realised how only one shuttle was ready for flight.
> "KAYN?!" yelled Alota "Wheres JaY?!!"
> <<End snip>>
>
> "I don't know" Kayn commented looking behind him,
> "Muppet" Alota hissed before bording the small shuttle. The others
> quickly followed taking respective brace positions,
> "We can't leave without Jay, isn't there some Chrysler sonnar we
can
> use?*" Alota asked
> "No but we can change this radar to pick up his bio signitures"
Kayn
> said
> "And how long will that take?" Alota asked, Kayn looked at the
radar
> screen, it obviously looked like it hadn't been used for quiet some
> time. An instruction manual was laying in front of it, stepping
> forward White wolf picked it up,
> "It's in japanease" he said turning the book around the right way,
> "No wonder it hasn't been used" Kayn sighed taking the book out of
> White wolfs hands, "a) the book was upside down and b) it's in the
> wrong bluming language, they are just to thick to notice" Kayn said.
> A complicated procedure was coming up, it was time to get the radar
> active,
> "This could take a while" someone said looking at the box
> "But we don't got a while" Alota hissed looking at said person
> kneeling in front of the box,
> "Well we could always try the scientificly proven way that always
> makes machinary and technology such as computers work" someone else
> suggested,
> "Go on then use it, my husband is still on this frelling fricking
> rock somewhere and I WANT TO FIND HIM!" Alota exclaimed
hystericly.
> An almighty thwack ensured,
> "We've got it working" Kayn said before an annoying and loud
beeping
> noise filled the air,
> "OOPS SORRY I...." kayn shouted above the racket,
> "WHAT?!" everyone shouted, Kayn switched a dial and the racket died,
> "Sorry about that had the thing set on abnormal life signs"
> "And from the read outs, it includes us, Lt commander Chrysler and
> base camp nothing else"*.
> "The tiny dinky shuttle lifted off the pad flown by Kayns excellent
> flying skills to where Jay was.
> "*beep* *beep* he's just below us some one wann throw out a rope
> ladder?"
> "I will" Alota chirpped happily"
>
> <Snip>
> Stepping back he saw it was a rope ladder, looking up, Alota, was
> looking down from a hatch in the hull of a shuttle.
> "Well" said Jay grabbing the ladder and being lifted off the
> ground "Maybe next time!"
> <End snip>
>
> "What where you mumbling about?" Alota asked JAy once he had
climbed
> up the ladder
> "Oh nothing" Alota looked at him funnily then just smiled,
> "LEt's get back to base camp" White wolf commanded. The shuttle
> jerked and the team was off.
>
>
>
> Floating gently over the base camp a little battle was going on,
> "They started already and they didn't invite me?" Alota complained
> before throwing the rope ladder down,
> "Meet ya down there!" she exclaimed happily before banishing in a
> puff of smoke.
>
> <<NEXT, btw I think the radar thing was working perfectly.
>
> Nick ya can't go, you diminishing <<Big word>> the female members
of
> BD, you can't go..............well figurativly you can but we don't
> want you to go!
>
> Oh yeah and I was lying in bed last night as you do thinking of
> inventions. Every name and thing we have got was invented by
> someone, so who's bright idea was it to call choking choking, was
it
> a bloke who was called I.M Choking or what that must have been
funny
> when he choked on something,
>
> "IM CHOKING"
> "Yes we no your name now please move along and let another patient
> through"
>
> classic, anyway this just really proves how sad I really am.
>
> Oh well, never mind. Also if I've completely destroyed the plot
I'm
> sorry at least I can say my work here is done!