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Who:- Evil Jay, Lontar Lornt
Dean and Phil were feeling pretty pleased with themselves, they had
succesfully restrained the parallel universe Red Dwarf Security Cheif
Jay Chrysler, at least they hoped so, they didnt want to have have
tied up regular universe Blue Dwarf Pilot Jay Chrysler, they knew his
wife...
"So..." siad Phil (in case you hadnt realised the rock Dean lobbed at
him switched him back to Good Phil)
"What do we do with him now"
"Leave him...hopefully the squirrels will eat him" Dean, really not
caring.
"Lets head back to camp" said Phil, "send Roskev and Armer back with
a security team later for him"
They left.
Evil Jay stared at them for as long as he could still see them. He
heard a rustling in the bushes. "Jay?....Jay Chrysler that you?"
Lontar asked, accompanied by Ray Durron.
"No...its Ernest F***ing Hemingway" Evil Jay replied
"What are you doing tied to a tree?"
"Making sandwiches" replied Jay
"Oh.." Lontar turned to walk away
"LONTAR YOU MORON!" Jay shouted "It was Dean and Phil...they arent
themselves, I think the plebes did something, no they just wanna kill
all of the crew, unless we get them first"
"um..ok..." Lontar said, untying Jay.
Chrysler now with his arms free, let out a high speed fist, impacting
Lontars face, he swung around hitting Lornt square on the
cheek. "WAN**RS!" he screamed, before speeding off towards the
campsite, and Tara.