RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The way of the Psychiatry

Who: Cerebrum, Eve, Zodar
Where: The Flying City - Control Centre
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Eve giggled, and shook her head, Cerebrum face soured at Eve's
thoughts.
'No-body appreiates me' Cerebrum muttered under his breath.
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"So who do we have to harass to stop the little robot thingies?" Asked Zodar
looking around the room at the high ranking men who had taken a sudden
interest in the trio in the doorway.
"Group Huddle! Now!" Forcefully whispered Zodar as the three locked arms and
formed a circle.
"Another opportunity to use Psychiatry!" Whispered Cerebrum.
"Nope." Said Zodar.
"No?" Queried Cerebrum.
"No, they know we aren't authorised to be here. However, you are wearing a
uniform and can pass as an insignificant guard named... show me that name
tag... named 'Asswipe'. 'Private Asswipe'."
"Poor Guy, with a name like that..." said Eve, "But what about us two?"
"Well, um... we can pose as new recruits being shown around, ok?"
"Sounds good to me." Said Cerebrum.
"Ok, Break!" Said Zodar clapping his hands together once.
Cerebrum put on his best smile, walked directly over to the most important
looking officer and introduced himself.
"Hello. I am Private Asswipe."
The officer looked at him strangely as if to say "Why are you telling me
this?"
"Does Private Asswipe have a first name?" He asked.
Cerebrum look down at his name tag and read the name from it.
"Dick." Cerebrum looked up at the officer in a confused way and stated the
name again. "Dick. My name is Private Dick Asswipe. I am showing these two
new recruits around the city."
Cerebrum pointed to where he thought they'd be. Noticing that they hadn't
left the doorway, he motioned frantically for them to walk over. They did,
but almost paralysed with the fear of being caught made their posture rigid
and their walking quick.
"What are your names?"
Zodar made a name up on the spot, "Colin, sir. Colin Smith."
Eve did likewise, "Patty Smith." she added a bit more, "I'm his sister..."
Zodar looked at her strangely for a second, then shrugged it off.
"You two should know that this area is a secure facility. Nothing gets in or
out without authorisation..."
Eve stepped in, "We are well aware of that, sir. Our badges and uniforms are
due in on Thursday."
"Ok, I'll let you go this time. But don't let it happen again." Said the
officer, turning around to a display, terminating the conversation and
returning to his duties.
"Huddle!" Zodar whispered again to Cerebrum and Eve and another circle was
formed.
"What now?!" Asked Zodar.
<Cerebrum? Eve?>