The Break out - Part Five (Jason gets... Wait a minute, wrong movie

Who: Major Havoc, White Wolf, Wd-40, Allie, Katrina, Phil, & the
infamous Dr. Keto!
When: Just after the velcro hamster placed a rather disappointing
phone call...
Where: Outside the scroched remains of Mrs. Sludges coffee shop.
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"I'm going to do it on my own..."
"What?" asked the doctor, incocent like.. "Can I help..."
Those were the wrong choice choice of words for the poor doctot to
saay, for at that moment EP took control. EP then tried to fry Keto
with laser vision. Luckly Phil managed to get backin control to lower
the power to stun, knocking the doctor out cold.
Phil grabbed the doctor and set off in the direction he belived the
plebians to be....
Over the hill, Phil spotted WW.
Keto moaned awake, so Phil "stunned" him again and dragged the doctor
off to meat the hamster.
"You, WW, need any help..."
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The Huge hamster whirled around, and exclaimed, "Phil!!! Boy, am I
glad to see you!"
Phil dropped the doctor's leg to the ground and smiled, while
clouting the huge hamsters shoulder boyishly, "Why, It's good to see
you too.", then making a suddenly face when he discovered he had
difficulty removing his hand from the hamsters fur.
The large hamster motioned towards Havoc, "We were about to try and
spring a fellow called 'grabby the thief' to help us rescue our
crewmates stuck in prison up there on that floating city, by claiming
to be part of Major Havoc & General Audacity's super team who were
supposed to be escorting him to a more secure prison tommorrow."
Phil's steel grip on reality slipped for a moment, and EP suddenly
asked, "Major Havoc and General Audacity? What kind of comicbook
superhero names are those?"
"The only one's available when all the good names in the Superhero
name registry are taken..." Growled Major Havoc, "At least I didn't
get stuck with the name Plip, plop, or Pop like my three cousins
did."
"Why didn't they choose Snap, Crackle & Pop, like that breakfast
food?" asked EP.
"Because they were already taken by Snap, Crackle, and Boom the
thunderbolt brothers." replied the Major with an angry tone.
"Oh, Raw nerve!", commented as Phil quickly regaining control over
himself from EP, "Sorry I asked... You were saying, White Wolf?"
"Oh yeah, We're were about to try and figure out how we could make Wd-
40 official looking enough to convince the Plebian police the
transfer time had been moved up." Replied the hamster doing a double
take between the Havoc & Phil.
Phil's grips suddenly slipped again as EP took over, and answered
while grinning evilly and grabbing Keto's leg once again, "Oh, I
think we've got that covered."
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Several minutes later, in the local Plebian jail with Wd-40 standing
in front of the five member 'superteam' wearing Dr. Keto's official
looking, but ill fitting clothes and explaining to one of the Plebian
police chief in charge that the Prison transfer time had been moved
up because of the Rebel Plebian threat. Unfortunately, WD-40 wasn't
succeeding very well...
Allie sick of all the debate going on, simply grabbed the Plebian
police chief by the lapels of his uniform and exclaimed, "Look, We
don't have for this. Just give us the bloody prisoner and we'll be on
our way!"
The Plebian police Chief gibbered for a few moments, and handed Allie
the key to the jail cell block. Allie quickly grabbed the key, let go
of the plebian, and went over to the cell block door and unlocked it,
waving the rest of the group to preceed her.
Major Havoc, White Wolf, Wd-40, Katrina, & Phil entered the cell
block, followed by Allie who pulled the door shut behind her.
"Alright which cell is Grabby in?" Asked the Major, indicating the
the junction between the two wings of the jail.
Wd-40 consulted the clipboard he was given earlier, and
responded, "Number 12. But it doesn't say here whether that it's
located in the right wing or left wing cell block."
"This one on the right is marked number six - Phil, what's the cell
numbered over there on your left?" Asked the six foot one inch
hamster.
"Ahh... Here it is, number eight." replied Phil.
"I guess we got left." Put in Katrina, while starting to walk towards
the left wing of the cell block.
The group went a few steps, when a guard at the end of the Jail block
suddenly punched the 'jail break' alarm button, setting off wailing &
buzzing alarms, while lighting up several red flashing lights.
Major Havoc rushed forward and knocked the plebian guard out, and
tried shutting off the alarm to no avail.
Meanwhile, Allie quickly found cell number 12, and tried using the
keys unlock the door. In frustration, she exclaimed, "The key's
aren't unlocking it!"
Major Havoc Hollered to be heard over the sirens,"It's a company
safety feature, They don't work after a jail break has been tripped.
We'll have to shoot the lock or bend the bars to get him out!!!"
"STAND ASIDE! I can handle this." Yelled Phil, then using his vision
to quickly melting the hinges off the cell door until it fell to the
floor with a loud >THUD<. Allie went in, and grabbed Grabby.
The huge hamster shook his head and yelled in Phil's ear, "Ya know,
If you would have told me you could do that, Phil, We wouldn't have
need to rescue him in the first place! Well, we got him anyways, Cut
a hole in the ceiling so we can get out of here."
Phil shrugged, and quickly used his vision to start cutting a wide
whole in the concrete roof.
"Stand clear of it until it falls." Called Major Havoc, loudly.
The Huge slab of Concrete slammed down to the floor raising a dust
cloud, and as the dust settled, the hole in the ceiling revealed a
view of the floating city above.
"Excellent!" Exclaimed the giant Hamster while stuffing several
apples into his mouth, and quickly chewing while continuing, "Naf...
Mmph Fverfybodf... ngh Gggraff... NMm holf!!!"
The stared not understanding what he said for a few moments.
Suddenly, realization dawned on Major Havoc, and he quickly grabbed
the hamsters left arm, and yelled to the rest of the group - "Grab
hold of a furry handhold on the hamster, Ladies & Gentlemen. We're
about to take the express elevator to the plebian rebels prison!!!"
Wd-40, Allie & Katrina suddenly converged on the hamster, quickly
understanding what was going to happened next as the Hamster's GI
started making omnious rumbling noises. Allie quickly reached out
and caught Grabby, while Katrina & Wd-40 yanked the stilled puzzled
looking Phil into the velcro-like hamster fur.
As the rumbling stomach noises slowly rose to a crescendo, the huge
hamster repositioned himself underneath the hole in the ceiling to
ensure no one was going hit the edge, then....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KA-Plang!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
In a huge plume of purple flame, the six riders hanging on for dear
life and one overgrown hamster sailed upward in a rising arc, peaking
just before the hovering city and fell ungracefully to a five point
(bouncing) landing accompanied by assorted cursing exclaimations &
yelps of pain before rolling to a bone crunching stop against the
wheels of some flying craft, and the group sprawled apart as if they
were some sort of egg spilling out it's contents.
"Not exactly a perfect landing, but survivable..." Remarked Major
Havoc sarcastically, while getting up and stretching his sore back.
"I see Jay's been giving free flying lessons again..." Remarked Phil
from his half somersulted & upside down position.
"Is it medical possible to sprain your rump?!? Because I think I just
did... Oooowwwww!" Exclaimed the six foot one hamster, while getting
up and gingerly examining his blackened and tender posterior.
"Oh dear, I seem to be disoriented." Said Wd-40 from one side of the
landing gear, while looking at his legs that were on the other side
of the gear and facing the wrong way.
<We're heeerrrreeee..... TAG!>
- WW