Toung Tied!

OOC- no you are not hallucinating. i am actually posting...
Who: Pink trees look very nice in summer when they are in full blossom
Where: Plebians can get very angry you know
When: Oh look at the pretty flowers
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"Hey, look, if I concentrate hard enough, I can turn into Elton John too!"
"Noooooo.....!" shouted everyone in both cells. "LET US OUT!!!!"
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"Pipe down in there human scum" A pleb shouted
Tara stood against the wall, chained to said wall by her limbs. Jay was stood next to his wife in the middle of the room. Kayn was dozing in the corner. Dean and Armer were in the next cell along. Zodar was also sat on the floor. Tara started to sing
"When I saw you for the first time, my knees began to quiver, and I got a funny feeling, In my kidneys and my liver...*" she continued to hum. Alota looked over at her, her face lit up
"Tara?" she said in a sweet voice. Tara looked up from her wall "The faster you think of an idea, the sooner you can see" Alota paused not wanting to say his pet name "...Charlie" she cringed
"Really? you think so?!" two plebian guards walked in, unchained Tara and took her to the interrogation room.
She was strapped down in a cold metal chair
"Is Charlie here? I cant see there is a really nasty light shining in my face"
"Shut up and tell us how many humans are here"
"Well which do you want me to do, shut up, or answer the question?"
"Insolent wretch!" The plebian hit Tara around the face
"OW, hey!.... This wasn't ever in my treatment before! Let me out! I'll be good I promise! I haven't thought about him for ages now!" The plebian interrogator looked at a fellow plebian and then slapped Tara again "Hey, don't hit me!.... Oh god.… im sorry, please don't hurt me, please please!" Tara shook in her bonds.
"This is useless" said one plebian to the other. The undid the fear stricken Tara and led her back to the cell.
Tara was pushed into the cell, and the guards left
"Where is he?!" she practically screamed and cowered in the corner. Everyone looked at each other. Tara hid her face in her knees. Jay walked over and put his hand on Tara's shoulder
"Who Ta...." he got cut off as Tara's blood curdling scream filled the room, the rooms on either side, the corridor and even the next town along.
"Him, I know it's him, it's got to be him. It cant be anyone else. Only he could come up with such a plan" Tara had been panicking so much she hadn't realised she had morphed into Evil Phil "It's the eyes. Only the eyes give it away"
"Ok..... you think she is on about Evil Phil" Zodar whispered to the room
"Must be" said Kayn
"Who's Evil Phil?" floated a voice from down the vent
"Don't worry, he's dead now" Zodar said. Remembering how DJ had saved Tara from a certain death.
"He can't die. He will never die. Holograms can exist as sound waves you know**"
"Ok, don't worry Tara" Jay said
"She must have remembered more of her life" Alota said
"Ok that's nice and all but how are we going to get out of here without steppin on ma blue swade shoes?" Dean said from the vent...<ok, not that productive but hey...any way.. TAG! >
* Come on, any Red Dwarf fan knows this!
** Read Better Than Life