Re: The big plan

Who:- Tara....at least in body, Kayn, Zodar, Mr and Mrs C,
and Dean, Lontar and Armer, just on the other side of the vent.
Where:- lower security cell, high security cell
When:- 6 tally marks on the wall.
BAMF!
The cellmates where taken by surprise at the sudden appearance of
Jay's wife in the centre of the cell, Kayn probably more so as so far
he was unaware of the bizzare effects of this planets eco-system.
Plus he wasnt expecting a blue furry Lt. to stand in front of him.
"Guys I have some real bad news" she said.
"Keto's joining us?" Asked Jay, who was then hurt when everyone
chuckled, thikning he was joking..he was serious, it WAS bad news if
he was joining them.
"why is that bad news?"
Tara asked genuinely confused
"Charlies really sweet." she said in his defense
Zodar, Kayn and Jay looked at each other and lauhged, hysterically,
laughter could also be heard from Dean's cell.
Alota stood,. arms folded giving Jay 'the look'.
Jay suddenly caught a glimpse of her silent scolding and fell silent.
"Ahem..." he coughed "Honey?, what did oyou find?"
Alota explained the plan.
"Soooo..........." asked Kayn, "They;re gonna turn us into Plebes,
and themselves into humans? therefore gaining superhuman powers and
conquering Earth?"
"Yes" said Alota.
"oh" said Kayn.
"Wait a minute.." came the voice of Dean, followed by an echo through
the vent. "Is this because elvis was human?"
"What?" asked everyone but Tara, who was day dreaming about Keto and
not really listneing, in unison,
"Just a question, they're not exactly fans are they?!"
"whatever theyre reasons" said Jay "we gotta get outta here and
figure out a way to stop them, anyone got anyideas?"
"We could call Charlie!" said Tara "He's my knight in shining..."
"OH BE QUIET!" yelled everyone.
<any ideas anyone?>
----- Original Message -----
From: alotta5uk
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Friday, February 08, 2002 8:34 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The big plan
With Alota being completely zonked out she didn't realize that she
had just passed her husband in the corridor, hell she didn't even
realize that she was being taken for interrogation.
Being placed in a steel chair that was cold to the touch, she was
strapped in until she couldn't move. Then the plebians waited until
she woke up, which, because Alota was born to be awkward would take
quite a while.
Three hours later a plebian was sat with a paddle and ball figuring
out how the heck you switched it on, it took him a great time to
realize that he had to put kinetic energy in it to make it work.
Another Plebian was sat in the corner with a foreign language book,
he was teaching himself how to speak pink treeish (you see the pink
tree has it's own international language, rough translation it's
famous, here's a little lesson in treeish, if you see a tree jumping
up and down vigorously it's telling you to f**k off)
"*rustle rustle rustle rustle rustle*, means yes" the plebian said to
himself before flicking back to another page to see if he was right.
Alota was on the verge of waking up, the resounding clonk of a paddle
and ball being thrown in the bin echoed through Alota's skull,
"Oi keep it down will ya some people are trying to make a dramatic
wake up over here" Alota moaned quietly, it took a full minute to
realize that the prisoner had woken up. The plebian stressed with
the paddle ball got up,
"Your awake prisoner" the plebian said
"You will talk" the plebian said shoving the pink tree language book
under the chair he was sitting on,
"Ok I'll talk, nice weather we've been having lately, or should I say
you've been having, I've never seen half the weather that is on this
planet on my home planet"
"Shut up you delinquent!" one Plebian shouted at Alota's insistant
rambling,
"Gees have you been taking lessons off of Charles Keto, your bedside
manner is almoust as impecable as his"
"You will tell us what you are doing on this planet" the Plebian
said, he was now turning an evil shade of purple,
"No" it took yet another full minute for that to register
"WHAT?!" the Plebian questioned loudly,
"I said no, now if you excuse me" Alota said politely, then with a
sudden bamf the plebian prisoner was no longer there.
Alota re-bamfed back into a strange looking room, it was an office
type area, with a huge brown desk and big posh executive chair and a
window to what looked like a science area. Alota crawled up to the
desk and looked overr on the desk. On the top of the desk was a
file, Alota read the title,
"The plan of turning humans to Plebians for revengeful purposes, ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" at this point ALota turned the
page, "ha ha ha ha ha".
Three pages later and the 'ha ha's' had stopped, some solid writing
had started now,
"The Plebians where banished from Earth because of genetic defaults
in their DNA caused by genetic mutation, as a result the plebian
nation feels negleted....negletad....bad and will seek revenge for
the actions taken by Earth, by doing this we will send a large
quantity of Plebian type nanoprobes to earth to infect humans and
turn them into Plebians, mean while we have a really really big
weapon to change the humans we hold captive to Plebians. Ha ha ha ha"
Alota sighed flicking the pages again,
"ha ha ha the end, p.s. ha". Placing the file down her ears pricked
as she heard the door to the room she was in open, a PLebian walked
in, took off his jacket placed it on the coat rack and sat down near
where Alota was standing, it took a full impact of ten minutes for
the Plebian to realize that some one was in the room and a further 15
minutes to finally do something about it.
Right now Alota was on the run from Plebians, sliding quickly through
a door she came face to face with a mean looking weapon, going round
to the controls she began pressing any button to try to stop the
Plebians after her, pushing a huge red button a lazer zapped out of
the weapon and hit a Plebian, the Plebian began to shrivel up,
"I'm melting......I'm mellllllllltttttting" he whined as he laid a
dry heap on the floor
"That is one cool button" Alota said before thinking of the cell she
had been in and teleporting there.
"Guys I have some real bad news" she said.......
<<Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuun whoevers next post away..........right now
I'm off to Paris>>
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--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@y..., "alotta5uk" <RON@c...> wrote:
> With Alota being completely zonked out she didn't realize that she
> had just passed her husband in the corridor, hell she didn't even
> realize that she was being taken for interrogation.
> Being placed in a steel chair that was cold to the touch, she was
> strapped in until she couldn't move. Then the plebians waited
until
> she woke up, which, because Alota was born to be awkward would take
> quite a while.
> Three hours later a plebian was sat with a paddle and ball figuring
> out how the heck you switched it on, it took him a great time to
> realize that he had to put kinetic energy in it to make it work.
> Another Plebian was sat in the corner with a foreign language book,
> he was teaching himself how to speak pink treeish (you see the pink
> tree has it's own international language, rough translation it's
> famous, here's a little lesson in treeish, if you see a tree
jumping
> up and down vigorously it's telling you to f**k off)
> "*rustle rustle rustle rustle rustle*, means yes" the plebian said
to
> himself before flicking back to another page to see if he was
right.
> Alota was on the verge of waking up, the resounding clonk of a
paddle
> and ball being thrown in the bin echoed through Alota's skull,
> "Oi keep it down will ya some people are trying to make a dramatic
> wake up over here" Alota moaned quietly, it took a full minute to
> realize that the prisoner had woken up. The plebian stressed with
> the paddle ball got up,
> "Your awake prisoner" the plebian said
> "You will talk" the plebian said shoving the pink tree language
book
> under the chair he was sitting on,
> "Ok I'll talk, nice weather we've been having lately, or should I
say
> you've been having, I've never seen half the weather that is on
this
> planet on my home planet"
> "Shut up you delinquent!" one Plebian shouted at Alota's insistant
> rambling,
> "Gees have you been taking lessons off of Charles Keto, your
bedside
> manner is almoust as impecable as his"
> "You will tell us what you are doing on this planet" the Plebian
> said, he was now turning an evil shade of purple,
> "No" it took yet another full minute for that to register
> "WHAT?!" the Plebian questioned loudly,
> "I said no, now if you excuse me" Alota said politely, then with a
> sudden bamf the plebian prisoner was no longer there.
>
> Alota re-bamfed back into a strange looking room, it was an office
> type area, with a huge brown desk and big posh executive chair and
a
> window to what looked like a science area. Alota crawled up to the
> desk and looked overr on the desk. On the top of the desk was a
> file, Alota read the title,
> "The plan of turning humans to Plebians for revengeful purposes, ha
> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" at this point ALota turned the
> page, "ha ha ha ha ha".
> Three pages later and the 'ha ha's' had stopped, some solid writing
> had started now,
> "The Plebians where banished from Earth because of genetic defaults
> in their DNA caused by genetic mutation, as a result the plebian
> nation feels negleted....negletad....bad and will seek revenge for
> the actions taken by Earth, by doing this we will send a large
> quantity of Plebian type nanoprobes to earth to infect humans and
> turn them into Plebians, mean while we have a really really big
> weapon to change the humans we hold captive to Plebians. Ha ha ha
ha"
> Alota sighed flicking the pages again,
> "ha ha ha the end, p.s. ha". Placing the file down her ears
pricked
> as she heard the door to the room she was in open, a PLebian walked
> in, took off his jacket placed it on the coat rack and sat down
near
> where Alota was standing, it took a full impact of ten minutes for
> the Plebian to realize that some one was in the room and a further
15
> minutes to finally do something about it.
> Right now Alota was on the run from Plebians, sliding quickly
through
> a door she came face to face with a mean looking weapon, going
round
> to the controls she began pressing any button to try to stop the
> Plebians after her, pushing a huge red button a lazer zapped out of
> the weapon and hit a Plebian, the Plebian began to shrivel up,
> "I'm melting......I'm mellllllllltttttting" he whined as he laid a
> dry heap on the floor
> "That is one cool button" Alota said before thinking of the cell
she
> had been in and teleporting there.
>
> "Guys I have some real bad news" she said.......
>
> <<Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuun whoevers next post away..........right
now
> I'm off to Paris>>